Bad Jokes, Rimshots and Punnyness

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Originally Posted by Mjollnir

An Elezen walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Why the long neck?"

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http://i.imgur.com/JqFSDrx.jpg

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Originally Posted by Pwnagraphic

......what?

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I was just flaying around.

Sounds like you need to re-colibriate your sense of humour.

Some of these puns are 'Dire....mite' need to come up with new ones

Hyur all so funny!

(Note: pun is based on pronounciation)

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Originally Posted by Magnesium02

(Note: pun is based on pronounciation)

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(which I'd argue you got 100% right)

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Originally Posted by Forgo

so how many lalafells it takes to screw in a light-blub? Three, Two to stand each others shoulders and one to make sure they don't fall lol....Just a bad joke all away around lol

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"This just in: A Lala fell while changing a light bulb."

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Originally Posted by Bowen

You have to take a class to get a job.

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Well, its nice to have a job and all, but stay classy!

"Did you hear about the tragic accident when some adventurers tried to stop Dalamud's descent?"

"No, what happened?"

"Someone went up the stairs at the wrong time."

"How bad was it?"

"He was hit for 9999 damage!"

"Wow... sounds like he got... Naeled."

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-M7yaAXjTME...yeah_super.jpg

Some of these puns here just make me Shiva...