I LOVE hyperbole!
You don't need emotes to role-play. If I wanted to role-play in a chat room, I'd log into AOL. This, however, is more than just a chat room.
I use my own imagination all the time when I play this. I have to imagine my character having a good time, because I cannot portray that by using the emotes (the things set up to do just that). Crazy how these things work.
I'll just have to make a new character when A Realm Reborn launches who is just a Tax Accountant. That way, he'll fit right in to the boring world that outlawed fun at the login screen.
