...because people are well aware that OP is a troll and find it entertaining/they're bored/to stir emotions in people like you. :D
Frontlines is way faster way to get those tomes. You could just left to pick up your kid during Gaius speech. The last three cutscenes take about 20 to 30 minutes for them. It's pretty hard to be kicked in there with none stop cutscenes and battles and only really need a tank and a healer to complete the whole dungeon.
Whilst I'd like it to be quicker. If they did, they'd reduce the exp you get and the mogtomes you get, plus I do PvP for mogtomes. The exp is nice if you've got the time and want the push. But I don't make it a habit of my daily roulettes.
Also, there is a simple way to make the whole thing more palatable:
https://i.imgur.com/5dPUr9X.png
Netflix and Kill.
If everyone has done it, skip the cutscenes. Also, disallow kicking new players who cause it all to play again.
The suggestions are fine and all, but I'm sure people realize none of them will happen given that they already said they are going to revamp the ARR MSQ by 5.3 (5.35?), with the idea being pitched that castrum/prae being 4-player instead of 8. The chances of anything happening until then is next to 0. Just enjoy the exp while you can since it'll most-likely be nerfed once the changes go live.
Someone already likely said this, but if you don't have 45-60min plus queue time to set aside for MSQ roulette then don't even queue up for it. And if the daycare was calling you to pick up your kid, then why in the eff did you even stay in there? Go pick up your freakin kid!
Post is very troll-y.