Make a job sound really boring

NIN - Lag sensor.
MNK - Fights never last long enough to build GL stacks, and when they do, the boss goes away :|
DRG - No-one counts on you.
BLM - Fire! ... no proc, Fire! ... no proc, Fire! ... no proc, and no mp...
SMN - Just... no.
SCH - Might as well go fishing.
WHM - You are supposed to heal people and they will never like it.
BRD - People dont want you for your DPS.
PLD - Flashing ballerina.
WAR - TP starved.
FSH - Fairyless SCH & RNGesus worshiper.
BTN / MIN - Enviromental murderers.
Crafters - Gil / Time sinks.


Not much to say about the 3 new ones :/

Every job: Mash some buttons until whatever it is dies.

All Jobs - Pressing buttons

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Originally Posted by Lisotte

Every job: Mash some buttons until whatever it is dies.

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Aw man, I had this thread up while watching another thread before posting, and you beat me to it. Now I feel like a copycat. =(

Bard: Toss bits of stick with another stick with a string. Sometimes take out another bit of stick with more strings and touch those strings.

Paladin: Open every fight with a Frisbee, then make sure everything is looking at you.

Dragoon: Jump around! Jump around! Get up, get up, cuz you're down!

SCH: Do geometry.

Black Mage: Make things warm, cool them off. Make things warm, cool them off.

White Mage: Earth...Wind...Water...crap...still two elements short of Captain Planet.

Summoner: CHANNEL THE MIGHT OF THE PRIMALS! THE EIKONS! THE AEONS! THE ESPERS! THE...wait...why is it the size of a goat?

Warrior: TOMAHAWK!....and now my axe is over there.

Ninja: Hang on guys, I got this -POSE- -POSE- -SNEEZE- -BUNNY- NOOOOO!

Monk: This hand, Wax on. This hand, Wax off.

War: Smash shit
BLM: Blow shit up
SMN: Make something else blow shit up
PLD: Flash shit in peoples eyes
WHM: Fix all the shit
SCH: Make something else fix all the shit
BRD: Sing about shit
DRG: Poke shit
MNK: Punch shit
NIN: Cut shit up

TANKS: get attacked and pop CDs...

to be honest, tank is extremely boring for me, especially in raids, it's so... Damn, you require to have more skill in a dungeon (As tank, mechanics away) than in a raid...

BRD: 1 macro.

to be honest, I admit I use TWO macros!... One for activating any attack buff, and the other one the classical BRD macro.

SMN: A dude running around with colored balloons.

SCH til lvl40: I'm sorry that you're heavy/poisoned/etc... I saw a WHM and even CNJ go by about 5 minutes ago
MNK: you will be annoyed at your tank, especialy if hes a bit fidgety. you will also wonder why you didnt choose NIN
WAR: do you have 9 fingers on one hand to keep moving while spamming overpower? if not you may as well rage and blame the DPS now.
WHM: waiting to heal.... still 95% health.... still waiting.... zzzz.... OH GOD HES AT 10% BENEDICTION

New version:
BLM: blame the dodging
BRD: blame the casters
MNK: blame the tank/position
NIN: blame the lag
SMN: blame the pet
SCH: blame the lack of skills
WHM: blame the bard
WAR: blame the TP
PLD: blame the DPS

Warrior: Goad plz