Anyone else see a disturbing pattern here?

Yeah, is disturbing. Why is the adventure's guild killind those so needed beast? Someone have to eat them. Or kill them, at least...

Did anyone ever read the description of "Eunuch Crayfish"?

The grip of this tiny freshwater crustacean's claw is so strong, it has been the end of many a Lalafell's fingers...and more. Take care when handling.

Blame the Lalafells out there who name themselves after food.

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Originally Posted by Nero

Did anyone ever read the description of "Eunuch Crayfish"?

The grip of this tiny freshwater crustacean's claw is so strong, it has been the end of many a Lalafell's fingers...and more. Take care when handling.

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Yeah. Me. :p Go back two pages.

I order one lala please, give me a fat one. The thin ones does not fill my tummy.

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Originally Posted by AarinEphemera

Thank god there are Elezen and Hyur that always on my side >:(

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I'm a Hyur, and I regularly eat Lalafell, basic nutrition, we need 5 Lalafell a day to live.

Where's Oxhorn to expand on the evils of Gnomes when you need him?

Like Oxhorn from WoW , who believed Gnomes where the source of all Evil I in Azeroth, it is my belief that Lalas are the source of all evil in FFXIV!

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Originally Posted by Burnunit

What do they taste like? Chicken? White or dark meat?

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they taste like lobster.

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Originally Posted by cearka

they taste like lobster.

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No WONDER they're so popular...yum.

I'll take two!

I hear Roegadyns are the largest per capita consumers of Lalafells in Eorzea, but everyone knows Miqo'tes would never say no to a delicious Lalafell Miqa'bob!