FFXIV Meme's

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Originally Posted by Gramul

I will never get what you girls see in him. Or most pretty boys really.
But whatever, it's your poison.

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That's like asking you men what you see in doe-eyed, skimpy miqo'te :p

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Originally Posted by Vilhem

That's like asking you men what you see in doe-eyed, skimpy miqo'te :p

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Thats not fair. Thats cause of a lack of options. All female hyur look like butch lesbians or like they belong in the 60 with their hairstyles, Elezen females look either like their 5 year old heads with a underdeveloped 18 year olds body, flat as a board on both sides. And lalafell well lets just face it the only thing they have going for them is they look like they can give a mean head rub. Miqote are the only sexy looking things. And i dont consider the new Roegayden woman at all

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Originally Posted by Gramul

I will never get what you girls see in him. Or most pretty boys really.
But whatever, it's your poison.

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It's a fangirl thing, Gramul. It's over your head. You wouldn't understand. :P

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Originally Posted by Vilhem

That's like asking you men what you see in doe-eyed, skimpy miqo'te :p

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^^Also this. lol

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Originally Posted by KoujiGeki

Thats not fair. Thats cause of a lack of options. All female hyur look like butch lesbians or like they belong in the 60 with their hairstyles, Elezen females look either like their 5 year old heads with a underdeveloped 18 year olds body, flat as a board on both sides. And lalafell well lets just face it the only thing they have going for them is they look like they can give a mean head rub. Miqote are the only sexy looking things. And i dont consider the new Roegayden woman at all

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Same can be said for males. For me, i'm not into buff guys much, so that disqualifies roe and highlanders..and Lalas well lets not go there >_> so that leaves...ding ding..midlanders! and midlander + swagger + badass with knives = Thancred <.<

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Originally Posted by Vilhem

Same can be said for males. For me, i'm not into buff guys much, so that disqualifies roe and highlanders..and Lalas well lets not go there >_> so that leaves...ding ding..midlanders! and midlander + swagger + badass with knives = Thancred <.<

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True this.

I've always been into angelic beauty + athleticness + muscle. )One of the reasons I'm a huge Sephiroth fangirl) Thancred definately has a refineness to his looks. And he's absolutey athletic. Likely has some muscle under those clothes of his (he'd have to, in order to flip and twist and move like he can). And he can fight like a BAWSE. It's an excellent combination.

Another thing that turns me on with men is impish, mischievous behavior and intelligence. Thancred is smart, and he's a bit of a trouble-seeking playboy and a wanderer. And a silver smooth tongue that can talk a woman out of their underwear with ease. He's a win character all around imo.

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Originally Posted by Vilhem

That's like asking you men what you see in doe-eyed, skimpy miqo'te :p

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Skimpy takes away from the allure of mystery.

"Damned thing seemed rather taken with me.. any idea why that might be?" ;)

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Originally Posted by KoujiGeki

All female hyur look like butch lesbians or like they belong in the 60 with their hairstyles

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Er...really? She doesn't seem that bad to me...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...pscfc9a2af.jpg

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Originally Posted by KoujiGeki

Elezen females look either like their 5 year old heads with a underdeveloped 18 year olds body, flat as a board on both sides

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Uhh.... undeveloped like this?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ps44b983f5.jpg

(Sorry Kya >_> I promise it's not as pervy as it seems...)

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Originally Posted by Vilhem

That's like asking you men what you see in doe-eyed, skimpy miqo'te :p

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Well, if you really must know, just try imagining Thancred with whatever your Fetish-of-the-Day might be, like....Leather, Hand-cuffs, or whatever strikes your fancy. Take a fairly attractive female, stick a cat tail and some ears on her and you've hit one of the major mainstream (probably! I know it's one of mine!) fetishes!

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Originally Posted by Aish

Well, if you really must know, just try imagining Thancred with whatever your Fetish-of-the-Day might be, like....Leather, Hand-cuffs, or whatever strikes your fancy. Take a fairly attractive female, stick a cat tail and some ears on her and you've hit one of the major mainstream (probably! I know it's one of mine!) fetishes!

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That's my point. I KNOW why guys like miqo'te, so Gramul asking why girls gravitate towards Thancred is pretty silly :p Thancred is to girls what miqo'te are to guys :x

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Originally Posted by Aish

Well, if you really must know, just try imagining Thancred with whatever your Fetish-of-the-Day might be, like....Leather, Hand-cuffs, or whatever strikes your fancy. Take a fairly attractive female, stick a cat tail and some ears on her and you've hit one of the major mainstream (probably! I know it's one of mine!) fetishes!

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Nope, add fleshwounds, moaning sounds and extreme obsession with brains instead of box turtles. Then you have mainstream.

Edit: I should probably learn to read as that would be a pretty SICK fetish :D

Threads beginning to turn to a dark place.

Lets steer it to the so super much better place it was before.
http://i2.minus.com/j6RRcNg0IClJV.jpg

I think the boys are just having their egos bruised from the jealousy >_>... xD

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Originally Posted by Gramul

Threads beginning to turn to a dark place.

Lets steer it to the so super much better place it was before.
http://i2.minus.com/j6RRcNg0IClJV.jpg

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I've been waiting for more contributions too, y'know :p I'm doing my part with derplander >.>

Nobody appreciated my Road Warrior ;_;

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Originally Posted by Denmo

That must be the issue. There's not a female in XIV yet that we can seriously agree is Drop Dead Gorgeous!

Guess we'll have to look elsewh-

http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy.../Lilisette.jpghttp://img.bluegartr.com/wiki/thumb/...-Lilisette.jpg
http://blog-imgs-30-origin.fc2.com/r...ilisette03.jpg
http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/s.../WotG/lili.jpghttp://www.rpgfan.com/pics/ff11-wotg/ss-035.jpg


http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llc9r...9gvxo1_400.gif
*drools*

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You know she's like only 14 right?
http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/...380076787.jpeg


inb4Yokolilisette dump

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Originally Posted by Fatestorm

Er...really? She doesn't seem that bad to me...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...pscfc9a2af.jpg



Uhh.... undeveloped like this?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ps44b983f5.jpg

(Sorry Kya >_> I promise it's not as pervy as it seems...)

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like Kya has mosquito bite boobs. Sorry just none of the hair styles for Hyurs i like on the woman. i LOVED the ARR screen shot i saw with the hyur with really long hair unless it was shopped than ill be sad.

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Originally Posted by Gramul

Threads beginning to turn to a dark place.

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If this was a bishoujo game, a choice window would pop up here.

Personally, I'd choose to continue down this path because there's a chance of there being cute girls rather than a Bad End chock full of (mostly) bad memes! But that's just me.

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Originally Posted by KoujiGeki

i LOVED the ARR screen shot i saw with the hyur with really long hair unless it was shopped than ill be sad.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...psec82381b.png

Sorry couldn't help myself XD Last one I promise.

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Originally Posted by Vilhem

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...psec82381b.png

Sorry couldn't help myself XD Last one I promise.

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Convinced a male friend of mine to use this pic for his Steam profile pic xD
/win

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Originally Posted by Vilhem

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...psec82381b.png

Sorry couldn't help myself XD Last one I promise.

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AW YEAH!!!!! <3

Lovin it!

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Originally Posted by Aish

If this was a bishoujo game, a choice window would pop up here.

Personally, I'd choose to continue down this path because there's a chance of there being cute girls rather than a Bad End chock full of (mostly) bad memes! But that's just me.

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Originally Posted by Gramul

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I remember that... Excel saga was crazy @_@

needs moar memes.

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Originally Posted by KoujiGeki

like Kya has mosquito bite boobs. Sorry just none of the hair styles for Hyurs i like on the woman. i LOVED the ARR screen shot i saw with the hyur with really long hair unless it was shopped than ill be sad.

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Yoshi-P showed that pic in the live letter, so it can't be shopped.

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Originally Posted by Dhalmel

You know she's like only 14 right?
http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/...380076787.jpeg


inb4Yokolilisette dump

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And a half breed.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...ave%20done.jpg

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Originally Posted by Arkine

And a half breed.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...ave%20done.jpg

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Is...is that racist?

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Originally Posted by Alerith

http://i.imgur.com/jhCem.png

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Just sayin'...

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Originally Posted by Dhalmel

You know she's like only 14 right?
http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/...380076787.jpeg


inb4Yokolilisette dump

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http://static2.finalfantasyxiv.com/a...WXTZxSnj-4.gif

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Originally Posted by Goufunaki

http://static2.finalfantasyxiv.com/a...WXTZxSnj-4.gif

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Now, this one was funny. I've been avoiding this thread like the plague for awhile now. It took a turn for the worst ever since the actual game went down.

LMFAO!!!! This wins the thread XDD. omg I'm crying

Why on earth is this wallpaper labeled FFXIV?
http://hd.wallpaperswide.com/thumbs/...y_xiv_2-t2.jpg

Ooops forgot to contribute...found this in the netz
http://www.zam.com/Im/Image/157795.jpg

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Originally Posted by Warlock

Why on earth is this wallpaper labeled FFXIV?
http://hd.wallpaperswide.com/thumbs/...y_xiv_2-t2.jpg

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oh hi there God Eater Burst ^~^

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Originally Posted by Gramul

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Gramul im very sad we arent on the same server.

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Originally Posted by Goufunaki

http://static2.finalfantasyxiv.com/a...WXTZxSnj-4.gif

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Hilarious AND disturbing! You're two for two!

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Originally Posted by Goufunaki

http://static2.finalfantasyxiv.com/a...WXTZxSnj-4.gif

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Dude. lol

This gets an A+! :D

I do believe we have our own proper memes now :3 Will make some examples in a bit >.>

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Originally Posted by KoujiGeki

Gramul im very sad we arent on the same server.

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Ah well, who knows what ARR will bring.

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Originally Posted by Bowen

Now, this one was funny. I've been avoiding this thread like the plague for awhile now. It took a turn for the worst ever since the actual game went down.

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Shocked it wasn't Prishe first.