Final Fantasy XIV Hot Takes

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Originally Posted by drtasteyummy

you could at least stir the pot with something brutal like lalafells players are like loli lovers just pedos in disguise

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I mean, if the shoe fits-

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

To be fair, it was said that it would shorten her life, but that would require the story actually noting the passage of time more than once every other blue moon or so.

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If I remember correctly this is only in the ENG translation. The other translation basically just said it would take a heavy toll on her body and it mentions nothing about her life span.

Take with a grain of salt I could be wrong.

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Originally Posted by drtasteyummy

you could at least stir the pot with something brutal like lalafells players are like loli lovers just pedos in disguise
y'all trollers are so cowardly in ff always beat around the bush

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Speaking of bush, its where the au ra males appear from before they kidnap the au ra girls.

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Originally Posted by PeaTearGriffin

Players advertise their nightclubs and venues with lalafell ERP in PF. It doesnt say it in the pf description but if you go to the advertised websites and their discords theres a lot of this going on. If anybody sees something like this report it immediately.

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Yikes, isn't that illegal in the U.S? Shit, someone go to the authorities with that. I always had a feeling there was something up with all these in-game NSFW 18+ only bars, nightclubs, and lounges, etc. that are being spammed in shout chat and in PF. Get VICE news to create a special episode on these guys, lmao.

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Originally Posted by PeaTearGriffin

Lalafells shouldn't be a playable race in this game.




Thing i noticed about very diehard FF fans is they get defensive over negative opinions of the game and they take it personally so yes, they will see it as aggression.

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isn't lalafells like the heavily inspiration from FFXI Tarutarus?

and isn't shantotto like a Tarutarus?

and she's old, very very old

https://res.cloudinary.com/lmn/image...c5e657a651.png


she's also the most powerful character in the FF universe

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Originally Posted by SassyAssassin

Crazy anyone would now that you wear a helmet to hide the angry looking man face, before it was understandable, but not now, not like this.

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Back by popular demand: angry lizard face.

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Originally Posted by Absimiliard

Back by popular demand: angry lizard face.

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Originally Posted by kpxmanifesto

Yikes, isn't that illegal in the U.S? Shit, someone go to the authorities with that. I always had a feeling there was something up with all these in-game NSFW 18+ only bars, nightclubs, and lounges, etc. that are being spammed in shout chat and in PF. Get VICE news to create a special episode on these guys, lmao.

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I usually create a GM report if i see something like that. Hopefully they deal with it the right way.

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Originally Posted by PeaTearGriffin

I usually create a GM report if i see something like that. Hopefully they deal with it the right way.

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Got it, carry on lieutenant. By the way, where are you and the other guy who controls the wall of Roes? I don't see you guys on Sarg Limsa anymore. Did you guys go back to the Weeaboo Police Depot on Famfrit?

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Originally Posted by kpxmanifesto

Got it, carry on lieutenant. By the way, where are you and the other guy who controls the wall of Roes? I don't see you guys on Sarg Limsa anymore. Did you guys go back to the Weeaboo Police Depot on Famfrit?

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We go where we are needed, citizen. We are currently on Balmung engaged in battle with the Lalafells there.

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Originally Posted by PeaTearGriffin

We go where we are needed, citizen. We are currently on Balmung engaged in battle with the Lalafells there.

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Ya'll need some gasoline and matches? I'll gladly donate to any force opposing the lalafell menace.

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Originally Posted by Absimiliard

Ya'll need some gasoline and matches? I'll gladly donate to any force opposing the lalafell menace.

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Sure do, citizen. The war effort against the Lalafell menace needs your effort at work, at home, in your community!

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Originally Posted by drtasteyummy

you could at least stir the pot with something brutal like lalafells players are like loli lovers just pedos in disguise
y'all trollers are so cowardly in ff always beat around the bush

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Funny enough the kind of adults that "pretend" to be cute are the kind that would call JP Haurchefant "creepy". Food for thought, lol.

I'd rather wipe not only Miqo'te but 'catgirls' off the face of the Earth. Few things do I find more cringe about anime culture than human characters with animal ears. At least Lalafell make me laugh with their voices and staches.

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Originally Posted by kpxmanifesto

Yikes, isn't that illegal in the U.S? Shit, someone go to the authorities with that. I always had a feeling there was something up with all these in-game NSFW 18+ only bars, nightclubs, and lounges, etc. that are being spammed in shout chat and in PF. Get VICE news to create a special episode on these guys, lmao.

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Lalafell erp is not illegal anywhere in the US that I'm aware of unless said lalafell are actually designed to be children.

They're not children. They're also not lolicon.

That noted, lalafell erp is gross.

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Originally Posted by Allegor

An grown adult acting like a first grader is most definitely not cute, it's creepy

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Have you by chance met the Japanese?

They have different standards than the Western world when it comes to what's cute.

And yes, a lot of women there attempt to look very young from what I've seen.

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Originally Posted by SassyAssassin

Speaking of bush, its where the au ra males appear from before they kidnap the au ra girls.

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Y'know, this has always be an interesting stereotype to me, because most of the perverted characters that I've come across in this game (both real and NPC) have been male Lalafell.

It's those potato boys you have to watch out for! I'm just kidding, btw. I think Lalafell are adorable.

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Originally Posted by Imora

Lalafell erp is not illegal anywhere in the US that I'm aware of unless said lalafell are actually designed to be children.

They're not children. They're also not lolicon.

That noted, lalafell erp is gross.

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Yes, officer this man right here.

the lalafell rp discourse isnt as bad if they looked more like the halfling/hobbit/gnome archytype theyre based off of.


Also give viera hats, let the clipping be ugly, just give me hats.

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Originally Posted by ronibosch

Y'know, this has always be an interesting stereotype to me, because most of the perverted characters that I've come across in this game (both real and NPC) have been male Lalafell.

It's those potato boys you have to watch out for! I'm just kidding, btw. I think Lalafell are adorable.

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I agree they win the pervy trophy, but you can easily yeet one across the universe with a flick if it runs drooling towards your ankles :3

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Originally Posted by Imora

Lalafell erp is not illegal anywhere in the US that I'm aware of unless said lalafell are actually designed to be children.

They're not children. They're also not lolicon.

That noted, lalafell erp is gross.

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It doesnt matter what their age is. A lalafell could be 1000 years old and it wouldnt matter. The point is lalafells were made to look like fictional children and they fall under the PROTECT Act of 2003. "The act was passed in part to make virtual cp illegal, even though it did not depict an actual child."

https://www.aerlawgroup.com/blog/is-...united-states/

Even if it isn't illegal, it certainly is the height of degeneracy. You have to belong to a specific demographic to be looking for that. A demographic that has in recent times been seeking "acceptance," but most rational, reasonable people would be perfectly willing to send on a one-way trip straight to the sun.

Spicy Hot take: casual crowd is going to singlehandedly kill endgame and this will be a more single player focused experience come 7.0.

Pray im wrong but its not looking good

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Originally Posted by SassyAssassin

I agree they win the pervy trophy, but you can easily yeet one across the universe with a flick if it runs drooling towards your ankles :3

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Be careful when they swarm, though. *shivers*

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Originally Posted by Absimiliard

Even if it isn't illegal, it certainly is the height of degeneracy. You have to belong to a specific demographic to be looking for that. A demographic that has in recent times been seeking "acceptance," but most rational, reasonable people would be perfectly willing to send on a one-way trip straight to the sun.

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Yeah, I agree. Even if they don't look like "real children", they are still childlike enough to make me uncomfortable when people sexualize them.

Like, the Elin race from Tera don't look like actual children, but they make most of us uncomfortable for the obvious childlike appearance and mannerisms they have. What makes Elin worse is their sexualization. I'm just glad SE didn't go down that route with Lalafell/Tarutaru.

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Originally Posted by MonteCristo

Spicy Hot take: casual crowd is going to singlehandedly kill endgame and this will be a more single player focused experience come 7.0.

Pray im wrong but its not looking good

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That's a cold take here. There's like three posts discussing that on GD first page.

Allag is the most boring civilization we have as of now, and we could do for having multiple expansions without a single reference or item from Allag.

I don't dislike Endwalker's story but I was disappointed that the fight against/civil war in Garlemald and the continent of Ilsabard weren't the central focus of the story. It just felt like the whole dynamis and Meteion/Fandaniel plot were their attempt at recreating the more metaphysical threat people liked about Shadowbringer. I think making Ivalice and Bozja separate side-content was part of the problem too. ( ͡° Ĺ̯ ͡° )

My Hot Take: The new "boring" approach to relics is actually a good thing especially for future proofing when it becomes obsolete content.

I'm disappointed the new relic quest didn't have us collecting ingredients for some special type of Salamander oil that we would have to inevitable lather Godbert with as a way to unlock our second step relic weapon. It would have been funny. Especially if Gerolt were forced to help us with the lathering. :<

Hot Take: Only good thing about Endwalker is the music.

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Originally Posted by Asphhar

Hot Take: Only good thing about Endwalker is the music.

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Hey, Hermes is not bad to look at. Neither is Zenos.

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Originally Posted by SassyAssassin

Hey, Hermes is not bad to look at. Neither is Zenos.

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My heart skipped a beat when I saw Hermes' eyes for the first time. <3

And you already know how I feel about Zenos.

The best thing in Endwalker is that Zenos is dead for real this time.

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

The best thing in Endwalker is that Zenos is dead for real this time.

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That's less of a hot take and more of a fact. :p

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Originally Posted by ronibosch

My heart skipped a beat when I saw Hermes' eyes for the first time. <3

And you already know how I feel about Zenos.

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MHA is the greatest anime ever made!

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Originally Posted by Anienai

MHA is the greatest anime ever made!

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Its my Top3

Our community has an unhealthy obsession with job balance and damage consistency. What matters is that everything is viable, but not everything needs to be meta. Job design should prioritize being as fun as possible over being as balanced as possible.

The Ultimate Raid community is so toxic towards sprouts.