What if Dalamud was actually a bowling ball and we're the first pin on a galactic lane? Maybe the umbral era is a sort scoring board?! Wow I feel bowled over just thinking about it!
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What if Dalamud was actually a bowling ball and we're the first pin on a galactic lane? Maybe the umbral era is a sort scoring board?! Wow I feel bowled over just thinking about it!
What if Dalamud was actually a renegade god imprisoned by the 12 who influenced the empire to call back his dark powers!
What if dalamund was actually the head of a giant Tomberi lost in space?
What if Dalamud was actually just a optical illusion and didn't really exist and was all a dream which was in another dream in the fourth level of dream that is just made of cake and jam inside of a cats mind in a universe of a snow globe!
What if Dalamud is a giant airship with a new race trying to invade. Coming from a distant planet where all of the aeon are born, created..
What if Dalamud wasn't actually a moon but a sleeping guardian in the form of a giant mecha. As it descends it will elegantly transform and begin healing the wounded Eorzea, however it trips and falls causing the realm to be reborn. Dalamud is a real klutz!
What if Dalamud was actually a giant egg Harbouring the essence of a new Primal close to unleashing its true power upon Eorzea
What if Dalamud was actually a pie, a meat pie. Most like meat pies, but not Eorzeans, they sense something more sinister within this pie. The horror inside this cataclysmic pie? A harsh rain of carrots, and peas, and gravy, threatens all Eorzea.
A lalafell child sheds a tear.
What if Dalamund is trying to move away from Eorzea, but we are being pulled by Dalamund's immense gravitational pull?
What if Dalamud is a big pizza ordered by Nael Van Darnus?
What if Dalamud was just Dressed up for Halloween , the a typical pumpkin in the sky but he is oh so totally shy and hasn't had the courage to turn around and show us his awesome costume yet! or give us his awesome candy cause he is all about treats!
What if Dalamud is just a MASSIVE stress ball for SE and YoshiP had the last squeeze.... threw it at the original FFXIV 1.0 and shouts "I choose you!! A Realm Reborn!!!!!" .........and thus we have 2.0....
Just a guess....
What if Dalamud was actually the ball of Sergio Ramos?
What if Dalamud is in fact a reflection of the true form of Eorzea and we are seeing it due to the fact our planet is reaching the edge of universe!
What if Dalamud was that red marble when you were 9, that after feeding off negative emotions (& several layers of dust) in a corner of your house is now coming to take revenge?
What if Dalamud was actually Ifrit stuck in the summoning portal because he thought he'd be funny and enter end first? "It's all those head beatings," some say. While spectators take pictures of the "beautiful" phenomena, those in the know are mum about the round ball in the sky.
what if dalamud was ...actually a contest about what if all european players actually and not only the G/E/F players were eligible to participate contest?
What if Dalamud is actually a snooker ball, and on the 11th of November all we hear is a "Clink!" followed by "Red Ball, 1 Point"
What if Dalamud was actually a drop of Sriracha to enrich the bowl of Top Ramen to be eaten by the Twelve. When they realized Eorzea have been their dinner, they all agreed to wash it down with some Preston Ale, then burp 2.0.
World of Eorzea.. where the hell did my lore go. I mean Hydaelyn.. Derp.
What if the brunt of Dalamud's destruction is going to completely destroy Ul'Dah, causing a mass-emigration of the Immortal flames and civilians, while at the same time unearthing the ruins of the once-lost sister-city of Sil'Dih, where the people are then able to resettle?
What if Dalamut was a world where people still care about "The Howling Eye (Hard)" and furthermore, you can get the weapons you need and "give" the ones that you don't and even so you've got multiple times?
What if Dalamud was just looking for a job in Eorzea?
What if Dalmund was just a Lost soul who fell out of his Never-ending Slumber who has strarted falling to the realm Forgotton his Bad temperement
“What if Dalamud was actually like black hole.. it sucks with gravity”
What if Dalamud was actually… a big giant Meatball in which Hildibrand went there to hog it all for himself!
“What if Dalamud was actually a giant disco-ball, and the countdown to the ultimate boogy-down has already commenced?"
What if Dalamud is just Eorzea's 'red ring of death' disconnect symbol?
What if Dalamud was actually a giant cake decoration, the cherry if you will, that will decend upon our fair realm of Eorzea to complete the giant fairy cake of Hydaelin, which will be presented by a precession of Cait Sith to a very very hungry Atomos?
What if Dalamud was actually holding Fat Chocobo within, and he intends to come and take everyones Gil and items, so he can buy an endless supply of Gysahl Greens.
What if Dalamud is actually the miqo'te's extra big cup size all people are looking for these days.
What if Dalamud was really a primal party bus for the primals we have yet to encounter?
What if Dalamud was actually a fierce fireball summoned forth by Ifrit and Nael van Darnus was actually trying to protect Eorzea from it, just for the Grand Companies t come forth and defeat him before he had the chance. Now we are all doomed!
What if Dalamud was actually visiting a friend. And on its way got stuck in the clouds, and is waiting for someone to hurry up and pull it down!!!!
brings allies not death! Carbuncle! Fenrir! Diablos1 Phoenix! Bahamut! Have they ever been seen on Eoazea? Does Dalamud bring these terrestrial avatars to our land? To be summoned by those who can gain the power and knowledge, to help fight the great foes we face?
What if Dalamud is tiny, like the size of your fist small, and the Garleans have just constructed a giant magnifying glass to cast us all into anarchy! Job well done i'd say!
What if Dalamud was actually a cleverly disguised April fools joke, in which on 1/4/2013, it pops like a bubble when it hits Eorzea?
Hey! See these cool changes? Nope, can't touch this.
What if Dalamud was actually one giant pokeball commanded by Team Rocket to catch us all?
What if Dalamud was actually… a giant Pom Pom chap that came to say "HAY GUYZ WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!... OH NOES!! BOOOOOM!!" maybe?
What if Dalamud was actually a pimple on the sky and was about to explode?