Yo Mama FFXIV

Yo momma so stupid she thought that Dalamud was the new fragrance by Chanel.

Yo mama so fat, her food buffs last 30 seconds.
Yo mama so fat, Gluttonous Gertrude saw her and ragequit.
Yo mama so ugly, she has an NM icon on minimaps.
Yo mama so fat, Goobbue mounts are ending because they heard she was rejoining FFXIV on the 14th.

Yo mamma so gross, you can farm HQ Button Mushrooms from between her toes with 100% success rate.

Yo momma so fat and stupid, she though Double Meld was a cheeseburger.

Yo momma so fat she can materia her rolls.

Yo momma do fat, Coincounter's 100 ton swing was named after her.

Yo momma so fat her /laugh sounds like Jabba the Hut.

Yo mama so fat, someone said "Roll for gear?" and she said "yes."

Yo mama so fat, she'll get launched into orbit after Dalamud falls to restore the stability of the planet's tides.
Yo mama so heroic.
We will never forget yo mama.

Yo Mama, so fat, that she named her Chocobo, Twinkie.

Yo momma so fat, Garleans had to use airships just to get past her.
Yo momma so fat, I couldn't summon my retainer in the Gridania mender's wards because the designated area is full.

your momma so fat, you can convert her dated tarred voyager belt into a stack of materia
your momma so fat, her character select screen is just "Now Loading..."
your momma so fat she used the /sit command and had to call a GM to get up

Yo momma's so mean, when she was running through the black shroud and got smacked by a trent, she smacked it right back! o_O

Yo momma so fat, that SE had to remake the game into 2.0 because of the limitations she was causing.

Your momma's so fat they are redesigning the maps to accommodate for her.
Your momma's so fat she was the cause of all the lag issues this game has had since the beginning.

Yo momma so dumb she ate a Crowned Cake and her Intelligence rose to 2.

Yo momma so ugly, you didn't realize she was standing behind you when your levequest enemy started to flee.

Your mother is quite an attractive lady and a pleasure to talk to.

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Originally Posted by Raikki

Your mother is quite an attractive lady and a pleasure to talk to.

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Yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked caravan.

Yo momma so nasty she sent me a /tell and i got an eye infection.

Yo momma so fat, that the last time she got stomach ache, the miasma on mor dhona was created.
Yo momma so fat, that when she joined first alpha test, noone could log on.
Yo momma so fat, that SE decided to not release swinsuits again.
Yo momma so fat, that she got the achivement of all camps without moving of Ul'dah.
Yo momma so fat, that "now loading" screen nevers finish.
Yo momma so fat, that the seamless world was created only for her.
Yo momma so fat, that the whole RMT community only supplies her.
Yo momma so fat, that she nevers goes out of poison pools on Aurum valley.
Yo momma so fat, that Chimera had to hide on Cutters Cry because she though it was a llittle puppie.
Yo momma so fat, that SE decide to drop the idea of double craft-man cakes due to high cost.

Yo mama so fat, her Jump is an instant kill.

yo mama so fat, shes the reason Neomarl hates the coliseum gear.

You're Mama's so fat that her gravitational pull moved up the impact date of Dalmund a whole week.

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Originally Posted by Mishakai

You're Mama's so fat that her gravitational pull moved up the impact date of Dalmund a whole week.

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you sure that wasn't her hand pulling it closer? lol

Yo Mama so fat the alliance will use her to send Dalamud back to the sky.

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Originally Posted by Akusushi

Yo mama so fat, her food buffs last 30 seconds.
Yo mama so fat, Gluttonous Gertrude saw her and ragequit.
Yo mama so ugly, she has an NM icon on minimaps.
Yo mama so fat, Goobbue mounts are ending because they heard she was rejoining FFXIV on the 14th.

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LOL!! /win

All of you should be embarrassed that a GM is owning you in a joke thread. >.>

In all seriousness though some of these are very funny keep up the work guys. Needs more GM's though!

Yo mama is so dumb...players asked her if Uraeus was up and she looked at her butt

i'm not saying your mom is promiscuous, but 24 man content is being implemented just for her

Yo momma so ugly they closed off the gates to Ishgard because she wanted in.

Yo momma so ugly, Behemoth ran away until 2.0's release.

Yo momma so fat they made Ragnarok just for her when the servers merged (take THAT, EU).

Yo mama is so fat and ugly she was booted from FFXIV to play Jabba on SWTOR servers

Yo mama is so fat when the Inn keepers change her bedding they find a Boiled Egg, a Biscuit, Crystal Shards, a Potion, the Wandering Minstrel, and a Grilled Carp

Yo mama so fat that even Titan sees her and says, “That’s a big B…”!!

Yo mama so ignorant her chill’ens constantly find something trivial to complain about in the General Discussion Forum

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Originally Posted by Slatfatf

Yo mama so ignorant her chill’ens constantly find something trivial to complain about in the General Discussion Forum

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lol /10characters

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