G'raha Burger

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Originally Posted by Shibi

My credit card is already melting in antici pation.

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Since they show it on patch preview, I guess this gonna be a reward from Criterion or Omicron Beast Tribe or Hildibrand :)

A hamburger? Can we call it the Aveyond Blue Plate Special? ;);)

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All singing Answers, but stuck on

I close my eyes,
tell us why must we suffer.

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Originally Posted by Shibi

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All singing Answers, but stuck on

I close my eyes,
tell us why must we suffer.

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oh my........

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Originally Posted by Shibi

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All singing Answers, but stuck on

I close my eyes,
tell us why must we suffer.

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.............why?

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Originally Posted by BaconBits

This goes beyond rent free, y'all are actually paying him to live in your head.

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Well the GCBTW has pretty much infested his own head so he has to live somewhere else.

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Originally Posted by Shibi

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All singing Answers, but stuck on

I close my eyes,
tell us why must we suffer.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/9WXyFIDv2PyBq/giphy.gif

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Originally Posted by BaconBits

This goes beyond rent free, y'all are actually paying him to live in your head.

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Yeah this is weird, the man isn't even in this thread. I don't see what warrants these reactions.

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Originally Posted by BaconBits

This goes beyond rent free, y'all are actually paying him to live in your head.

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Why of course, where do you think the sub fee goes? ;3

Turns out, Aveyond DOES pay their subs after all!

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Originally Posted by RukoBoshi

Yeah this is weird, the man isn't even in this thread. I don't see what warrants these reactions.

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They NEED him, like Enrique Iglesias fans need biracial pop music.

It gives their ultimately worthless and meaningless, floundering eternally forum-lived lives some small smidgeon of a semblance of meaning.

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Originally Posted by RukoBoshi

Yeah this is weird, the man isn't even in this thread. I don't see what warrants these reactions.

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The spicy dox-friendly posts from yesterday are gone. That guy is really something, uh?

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Originally Posted by Cach

The spicy dox-friendly posts from yesterday are gone. That guy is really something, uh?

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No one is immune to criticism, but when you start advocating for ruining peoples' lives over opinions you don't like shows how mentally and physically weak you are.

I both do and don't want to know what happened. But I think the "don't" is stronger.

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Originally Posted by EgilTheStressedMage

No one is immune to criticism, but when you start advocating for ruining peoples' lives over opinions you don't like shows how mentally and physically weak you are.

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What happened?

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Originally Posted by EgilTheStressedMage

No one is immune to criticism, but when you start advocating for ruining peoples' lives over opinions you don't like shows how mentally and physically weak you are.

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What Now?...

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Originally Posted by Zanarkand-Ronso

What Now?...

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Why the frick are both of us always confused even though we practically live here? XD

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Originally Posted by SassyAssassin

Why the frick are both of us always confused even though we practically live here? XD

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I DONT KNOW, THIS PLACE IS WEIRD. Stuff keeps happening and I cant keep up
D;

Kinda want a burger now...I think Wendy's is the only burger joint near my place. Time for a Baconator.

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Originally Posted by Renalt

Kinda want a burger now...I think Wendy's is the only burger joint near my place. Time for a Baconator.

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No no. No poison. Get minced meat, burger seasoning, stir that up, make a ball, press the ball, fry shortly, throw in some sesame buns together with whatever you like and done.

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Originally Posted by SassyAssassin

No no. No poison. Get minced meat, burger seasoning, stir that up, make a ball, press the ball, fry shortly, throw in some sesame buns together with whatever you like and done.

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But I work out so I CAN eat like trash. Actually I have some burgers I bought with cheese stuffed in it I COULD cook up...but my head is killing me so I want to be lazy today.

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Originally Posted by SassyAssassin

No no. No poison. Get minced meat, burger seasoning, stir that up, make a ball, press the ball, fry shortly, throw in some sesame buns together with whatever you like and done.

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I kinda want to do this now. :0

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Originally Posted by Renalt

But I work out so I CAN eat like trash. Actually I have some burgers I bought with cheese stuffed in it I COULD cook up...but my head is killing me so I want to be lazy today.

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No! Even with working out, the work out wont destroy those chemicals!

But you have a headache so ok D:

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Originally Posted by Soge01

I kinda want to do this now. :0

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Do it, its so easy!

Sooo.... y'all DO realize good ole' Dev is part of the pro-Venat, pro-Endwalker crowd yeah?

~So quick to turn on thine own, thoust are....

Meh, I'm just part of the pro-burger crowd. I'm hungry.

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Originally Posted by Renalt

But I work out so I CAN eat like trash. Actually I have some burgers I bought with cheese stuffed in it I COULD cook up...but my head is killing me so I want to be lazy today.

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Cheese Stuffed Ground Beef?
Hmm, who knows, it might actually be good.

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

Meh, I'm just part of the pro-burger crowd. I'm hungry.

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Burgers are great. I think its my 3rd favorite food.

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Originally Posted by SassyAssassin

Do it, its so easy!

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Sometime, yes! Just gotta buy all the ingredients for it. Haven't cooked anything more complicated than top ramen for years. xD

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

Meh, I'm just part of the pro-burger crowd. I'm hungry.

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Imagine if there was a primal burger.

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Originally Posted by Soge01

Imagine if there was a primal burger.

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Ifrit Burger - comes with deep fried jalapeños
Bismarck Burger - a fillet of crumbed fish with tartare sauce.
Good King Moggle Mog Burger - makes your head spin, ideal for the kiddies, has a sugar bun and sprinkles.
Shiva Burger - Slices of roast chicken with stuffing - the breasts are mouth watering, and the stuffing is wonderful.
Ramuh Burger - A truly electrifying taste of BBQ pork in 5 spice, with Szechuan peppers for a mouth numbing tingle.

Hmm, wonder what others.

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Originally Posted by Zanarkand-Ronso

Cheese Stuffed Ground Beef?
Hmm, who knows, it might actually be good.

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I do it with meatloaf. I make little cubes of colby, then slip that into the meat mix, and bake.

While it's not like a stuffed crust pizza, it is little delicious pockets of melted cheese inside the golden brown loaf.

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Originally Posted by Shibi

I do it with meatloaf. I make little cubes of colby, then slip that into the meat mix, and bake.

While it's not like a stuffed crust pizza, it is little delicious pockets of melted cheese inside the golden brown loaf.

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Ok you got me. That actually sounds amazing.
Imma try that for Dinner.

I'm not sure what a Titan or Leviathan burger would be like.

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Originally Posted by SannaR

I'm not sure what a Titan or Leviathan burger would be like.

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Levi I just imagine would be a Salmon Burger, or a Fish Sandwich.
However yeah....what would an Aether Powered Sea Serpant God(ess?) taste like?..considering they probly dont actually eat. So the quality and texture of the meat is questionable.

The Titan Burger would probably be exactly like the hockey pucks my mother would make when she made hamburgers... small and hard and all around nasty

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Originally Posted by Zanarkand-Ronso

Levi I just imagine would be a Salmon Burger, or a Fish Sandwich.
However yeah....what would an Aether Powered Sea Serpant God(ess?) taste like?..considering they probly dont actually eat. So the quality and texture of the meat is questionable.

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Eel I think, so in that light: The fried Eel Burger

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Eel is suitable for people of all ages, for children over 2 years old can eat eel. Eel is very rich in nutrients and is an essential fish for children's normal development.

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https://www.chinaunagi.com/recipe/Fr...I-Eel-pro.html

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Each bite is full and layered. Inside the soft bread are fresh, sweet and crisp eel steaks, accompanied by the creamy aroma of cheese, crisp lettuce and slightly sour and sweet tomatoes to ease the cloying.

It's a feast on the tongue, and the taste buds are busy! What are we waiting for? Why don't we just do it

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Originally Posted by SentioftheHoukai

Sooo.... y'all DO realize good ole' Dev is part of the pro-Venat, pro-Endwalker crowd yeah?

~So quick to turn on thine own, thoust are....

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I may have said I was content with the story, but I never weighed in on Venat. :p

I'm just here for the burger. It was nice to see an actual recipe.

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Originally Posted by Deveryn

I may have said I was content with the story, but I never weighed in on Venat. :p

I'm just here for the burger. It was nice to see an actual recipe.

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don't forget the pineapple

I need to find out the most hated burger toppings around, and then put them all on one burger.

The Hateburger™. It tastes like heresy.

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

I need to find out the most hated burger toppings around, and then put them all on one burger.

The Hateburger™. It tastes like heresy.

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Sounds close to the Quad Bypass Burger. 20,000 calories of "This burger wants you to die".

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

I need to find out the most hated burger toppings around, and then put them all on one burger.

The Hateburger™. It tastes like heresy.

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Anchovies for sure. Maybe Olives... Never tried it myself
Then the only other things I would think of are Exotic Meats....non-beef, Pork, Chicken...Im sure you can imagine other meats

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Originally Posted by Zanarkand-Ronso

Anchovies for sure. Maybe Olives... Never tried it myself
Then the only other things I would think of are Exotic Meats....non-beef, Pork, Chicken...Im sure you can imagine other meats

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I had a BBQ burger with pulled pork (among other things of course) as a topping once. Easily the best burger I've ever eaten. I didn't know that achieving burger nirvana was possible until that fated day.

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Originally Posted by Zanarkand-Ronso

Anchovies for sure. Maybe Olives... Never tried it myself

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what? who would put those on a burger?

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Originally Posted by Vahlnir

I had a BBQ burger with pulled pork (among other things of course) as a topping once. Easily the best burger I've ever eaten. I didn't know that achieving burger nirvana was possible until that fated day.

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We heard you like meat, so we put meat on your meat.

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

We heard you like meat, so we put meat on your meat.

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lol

That was basically how it was, too.