FFXIV Confessions

whenever i run content if i see a Fem Roe in the party they will always get my commendation.

Let's see...my favorite PvP action is to knock people off tall things, its just the best. I will go out of my way to engineer this situation, sometimes to my own detriment. It's all worth it when I see someone just drop off that edge though. ^_^

When one or two people stand in the exit in palace to show us how "over it" they are, I take as much time helping the people who want to continue as I can. No one ought to feel rushed if they don't WANT to rush. But by that token, a lot of speed runners probably think I'm a douche. I am ok with this. To be fair though, if its all 3, I go too. No reason to be a needless griefer about it after all.

I commend based almost entirely on attitude. The small remainder is glamour. I don't care if you solo a boss from 70%, the positive and engaging cat girl (or cat boy, I don't discriminate in matters of attitude) whose glamour is taking full advantage of the games "physics" is getting it, sorry. ^_^

First post but I liked the topic so why not?
I'm still very new at the game but I have this one thing I confess doing in every MMO I play. When I see a DPS with, what I think is a stupid name (as in edgy, meme names), I let them die a few times on purpose then ensue lolling at the rage tells those individuals almost guaranteed start sending.

Sometimes, I purposefully stand in AoEs with Riddle of Earth to keep my stacks

As a tank, I'm guilty of shirking a dps just before a tank buster, when it's forcing me to use aggro combos or tank stance to hold aggro. Also, once, I rescued the main tank into the party just before a cleave that wiped the whole party. On purpose. And then I left. Way too much intolerance and hate in that party =(

If I'm facing you in PvP and you stop attacking... I can not gather the strength to attack you. I have fought people and was one hit away from killing them. Just to stop and do the bow emote and run off when they stopped fighting.

Sometimes I'll stand in an aoe and eat it as a white mage. Then heal myself. But screw it if anyone else does that. I'll heal you when I get to you.

Every time I run Kugane Castle and have to go the whole dungeon killing my Ninja brothas T_T

Sometimes i solo ERP at Anyx Trine.

Yes, i lewded those dragons.

I may or may not know a healer that will not only REFUSE to rez you if you repeatedly die to avoidable damage, but he will also go stand on your body and dps to give you time to think about what you have done. Theoretically, ofc.

I've probably skipped more cutscenes then I've watched.

I once joined a Susano farm party for the doggo, my wireless keyboard battery died, the doggo dropped first time and I won it, then I had to go for completely valid reasons but couldn't explain that to the party. D:
Every other farm I've joined I've tried to stay long after I've needed to to make up for it.

I tend to fall asleep during MSQ roulette X_X.....also if I do Alliance Roulette and get any of the Ivalice raids....I leave :o

I won my Shinryu doggo on 4th kill, having people in the party that were counting 70+ totems, so when they asked me what kill # it was for me I made up a high number so they wouldn't hate me ^^ I stayed and helped farm more tho! x)

I joined a Ravana ex farm party to get my clear, I knew all the fight by memory but I was not having any luck with clear parties, when someone noticed the bonus and asked who was the newbie I stayed quiet. I got my clear in that run and then we continue the farm.

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Originally Posted by Anarnee

<<; Is it REALLY a sin?

Lol my cohealer in Rabanastre got mad at our RDM cause they were not rezzing people that died 50 times.

and I was like. "I don't blame them, since they kept dying."

The were like "It doesn't matter, if they need rezzing you rezz them."

Yeah no. They're staying on the floor.

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1.Sometimes I die on purpose if I get tired of looking at mine and everyone elses low health while I see the healer constantly DPSing when I'm DPS.
2.I'm so burned out on Castrum Meriandium that when it pops in my msq roulette I eat a 30 minute penalty and shut down the game for a couple hours the mog tomes and the nobody knowing what to do aside form try and move fast just makes me nope everytime it shows up.
3.When I see people on my Blacklist get killed in the feild or stumble across thier bodies I switch to whm and then summon my mount and run past.
4.I wont rez people that were pulling for a struggling tank.
5.if theres AFKers in Praetorium I'll wait till we're on Ultimas first form and will just single target heal the party till the AFKers die.Then I wont rez them even especially if its the other healer.
6.One time I initiated a vote kick for someone I was grouped with because they were insulting everyone yet eating the most avoidable damage.

I purposefully wiped a normal raid group on Eden Prime by rescuing my Cohealer to the opposite side of the room to get us both cleaved by Pure Light. Cohealer was a friend of mine, everyone else were pugs

I got Syrcus Tower in roulette as a dancer. First thrash, normal pull, I aoe as much as I can, only to get aggro and die. I shrug it off, retreat after no raise and continue. During boss, I stay close to group, get iced and no heals. I die. Shrug it off, retreat after no raise and continue. Next trash is pulled, I aoe and try to keep untagged adds off healers. I don't get a single heal. Again I die. At this point I'm pissed and decide to not Peloton and only auto-attack. The healers of my group are just standing around and not doing anything while tank doesn't have tanking stance (which I can look past since there's two other tanks... then again, am unsure if even any of them were tanking). I continue the same way through the rest of the raid. If healers and tanks can do a run without contributing, then so can I.

When I played healer in Titan HM and someone kept dying too much, I’ll kill them by breaking them out of the gaol too early so they couldn’t avoid the landslide beneath them.

I get extremely jealous when another Lalafell is given a pat on the head but I get overlooked.

I dream of a world free of Lalafel

I confess to having not committed any sins yet.

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Originally Posted by Keddera_StormMoon

I get extremely jealous when another Lalafell is given a pat on the head but I get overlooked.

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/pat
/hug
/hugrealtight

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Originally Posted by Keddera_StormMoon

I get extremely jealous when another Lalafell is given a pat on the head but I get overlooked.

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Really? I think it’s annoying, you can have all the pats I get.

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Originally Posted by Moonfish

Really? I think it’s annoying, you can have all the pats I get.

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/pet Moonfish

I confess. I use the marketboard to participate in Pudgy Puk Trafficking.

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I skip cutscenes and blacklist people advertising their FCs by shouting.

Ok i'll give a few confessions.

(1) I regularly undercut by 1 gil on the MB and find it funny when people get mad about it.

(2) I've forgotten I was playing the game a few times. Got up to go do something mid conversation even, got distracted by family members or the door, then completely forgot I was playing the game. Would wander back into the room and see the computer on with my character just sitting there. Longest I think was 2 or 3 hours I think. Apologies to anyone who may have been waiting on me for something xD

(3) I'm actually pretty shy and have social anxiety in real life so it's difficult for me to start conversations with people I don't know and or am not comfortable with. So i'm usually lurking and very quiet for the most part.

Here are my 2 RDM sins.

1) When I have a run on RDM where the only thing I do is stand around and wait for MP to raise the same person/people over and over again I take Verraise off my hotbar for a week and tell every party I join that I have done so because raising is not my job. If someone tells me I need to use it and help the team I say some variation of "You don't pay my sub" and take pleasure in the reactions I get.
• If a tank says "well I'll just not tank." I say "you cant resist starting the fight... just watch." (the fight usually starts withing 30 seconds)
• If a Healer says, "Well, I just won't heal then." I say OK, my heals will let me and the tank do this for 40 minutes while everyone else is dead."
• If a DPS says "Well, I just wont DPS." I say, "That's okay, I was already doing enough DPS for both of us, just ask E'peen Bonar over there in the full savage end-game BiS 4 weeks after savage comes out who is definitely not parsing."

2) Using Vermillion scourge right on top of a melee DPS if they annoy me. Thus completely blinding them for 5 seconds (10 if they play in a dark room).

I created a macro which played a skit in /emote and /say, detailing a conversation between my character and his axe, and played it every time I went into a duty.

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Originally Posted by Moonfish

Really? I think it’s annoying, you can have all the pats I get.

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My daughter plays a Lalafell as well and doesn't seem to like them either. She won't even accept them from my alts.

I judge internally every BRD that don't use troubadour and nature's mine. Same with MCH and DNC who never heard of tactician and shield samba.

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Originally Posted by Kikoten

I created a macro which played a skit in /emote and /say, detailing a conversation between my character and his axe, and played it every time I went into a duty.

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I wanna see that macro

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Originally Posted by Myrhn

If i see someone in a 8 party or 24 party content dying over and over i stop healing and raising them and completely ignore it.

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I wish healers would do that for me on my bad days. After my 3rd death, I start reaching for drop group, only to get interrupted by another raise :( I'd rather just leave and stop wasting the healer's time.

I have been known to "accidentally" Displacement/Elusive Jump myself off of a ledge on Titan, Ravana, or Sephirot if someone in the group gets on my nerves. Or if multiple wipes have happened already and nobody seems to be even trying to improve. Or if my carpal tunnel starts acting up.

I troll every party with the waymarks when i'm in the first ARR raid-24

Obviously i try to "play" while i'm (re)placing the waymarks so people can't really caugh me

I'll start playing games with the tank's hp if they rush through content without waiting on the party. When will the tank die? Only I know.

When FC members ask what they should meld on PLD. I would tell them to meld INT to flash hits harder.

I buy only food that I think will taste good in the game regardless of what it does when leveling lol.
(I buy a lot of dessert items!)

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Originally Posted by Nariel

I judge internally every BRD that don't use troubadour and nature's mine. Same with MCH and DNC who never heard of tactician and shield samba.

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I do not take request when I play BRD.

I'm an alt-o-holic for jobs and would do rather them than going to dungeons with permanent nervousness and queasy stomache, despite no negative experiences.

I try to warm up to dungeons and made mini-progress in having done my 2nd leveling roulette today xD and doing them with Squadron (shame on the limited selection, though).