Eating Lalafel

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Originally Posted by Rosalynd

Well, there you have it folks, debate is over. Lalafells are officially food.

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No resisting now!

GET IN MEH BELLAH!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Velaethia

Do I look like a Lalafell? Clearly not cannibalism completely different species. Although arguably social cannibalism considering they're also sentient creatures. But I can eat lalas AND fight the darkness. :D

tbph this whole thread is making me want to fantasia into a lala.

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I would correct you on how your confusing species with race, but since you're admitting that you'd eat creatures as sentient as you, if not more, I feel trying to would be wasting time.

Somehow I feel like I started something weird here :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Sorciechan

I would correct you on how your confusing species with race, but since you're admitting that you'd eat creatures as sentient as you, if not more, I feel trying to would be wasting time.

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They are neither the same species or race as I. Doubt we could even reproduce with them. But yes they're sentient and that's what makes their meat taste so good!!! <3 <3 <3

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Originally Posted by Arutan

Somehow I feel like I started something weird here :rolleyes:

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If you want to be eaten so much you'd think you'd be a lalalfe. Everyone eats them. Morbals, Roes, Mudpuppies, etc, etc.

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Originally Posted by magnanimousCynic

NOW YOU KNOW HOW WE FEEL.

Also please come here, I need your help with seeing how much this giant metal cauldron filled with boiling water can hold.

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I would most likely fit in it since i'm the smallest a female Au Ra can be..

Off-topic, anyone know how long it usually takes for SE to re-upload their stream? I missed Koji's lore panel because I forgot to check the time... T-T

This place is filled with monsters....

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Originally Posted by NekoNova

This place is filled with monsters....

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Only bad Lalafells get eaten.
Good Lalafells don't have to worry :D
But stay clear from Roe,they don't be picky.

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Originally Posted by NekoNova

This place is filled with monsters....

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Wouldn't you rather be eaten by a Roe than a Morbol? I mean you're going to be eaten sooner or later either way. But you can choose for it to be to the glorious Roes.

I usually use lalas for headpats

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Originally Posted by Velaethia

Wouldn't you rather be eaten by a Roe than a Morbol? I mean you're going to be eaten sooner or later either way. But you can choose for it to be to the glorious Roes.

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A sexy beefy malroe.

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Originally Posted by Arutan

A sexy beefy malroe.

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Roes only eat lalas! Not kit kats! Least not in the way you're thinking.

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Originally Posted by Velaethia

Roes only eat lalas! Not kit kats! Least not in the way you're thinking.

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It can happen if you believe strong enough they said.

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Originally Posted by Arutan

It can happen if you believe strong enough they said.

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I sure hope you're a small Miqo'ti

Femroe looking for willing lalafel sacrificed into my gullet! Come serve your twelve given purpose!

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Originally Posted by Velaethia

Femroe looking for willing lalafel sacrificed into my gullet! Come serve your twelve given purpose!

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lol

I can see several heads on a kabob stick.

We've got 10 pages of people eating Lalafell, and the Lalafell Welfare & Protective Services haven't been called yet? Has the whole world gone mad?!

The amount people joke about eating lalafel is really cringe worthy. :/
I mean I know its the popular thing in many games to joke about killing/eating/punting the small race, but it seems to be way more over the top here.

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Originally Posted by Meraii

The amount people joke about eating lalafel is really cringe worthy. :/
I mean I know its the popular thing in many games to joke about killing/eating/punting the small race, but it seems to be way more over the top here.

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Your first problem is you assume we're joking. :)

Where are the miqo'te eaters.

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Originally Posted by Velaethia

Your first problem is you assume we're joking. :)

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It's all fun and games, until you get into a random DF party with someone who thinks its hilarious to spend the entire dungeon insulting you because you chose to play a Lalafel. (Yes, this happened to me two days ago in Palace, and needless to say, I'm a little over the potato jokes at this point.)

Calling someone ugly, gross, deformed and trying to get them removed from the party just because they chose a different race to play. Its gone too far for me now. From now on I'll just blacklist anyone who makes a joke about Lalas to me because I'm tired of the crap.

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Originally Posted by Niraves

It's all fun and games, until you get into a random DF party with someone who thinks its hilarious to spend the entire dungeon insulting you because you chose to play a Lalafel. (Yes, this happened to me two days ago in Palace, and needless to say, I'm a little over the potato jokes at this point.)

Calling someone ugly, gross, deformed and trying to get them removed from the party just because they chose a different race to play. Its gone too far for me now. From now on I'll just blacklist anyone who makes a joke about Lalas to me because I'm tired of the crap.

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I don't think Lalas are ugly or gross, any more than I feel that way about bacon. You just look plump and delicious.

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Originally Posted by Niraves

It's all fun and games, until you get into a random DF party with someone who thinks its hilarious to spend the entire dungeon insulting you because you chose to play a Lalafel. (Yes, this happened to me two days ago in Palace, and needless to say, I'm a little over the potato jokes at this point.)

Calling someone ugly, gross, deformed and trying to get them removed from the party just because they chose a different race to play. Its gone too far for me now. From now on I'll just blacklist anyone who makes a joke about Lalas to me because I'm tired of the crap.

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I hope you reported that person.

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Originally Posted by Lilseph

I hope you reported that person.

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I didn't bother. I've played a Lala almost from the start of my time here, I've mostly grown immune to the jokes and people being nasty to me about my race. That guy was just beyond my personal limit though. I should have reported him, probably, but honestly, I've just decided that I'm better off avoiding other people from now on.

I'll just avoid DF parties and stick to FATEs for leveling.

You don't eat footballs.

No thank you I'm a vegetarian.

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Originally Posted by Arutan

Where are the miqo'te eaters.

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I'm sure if you go to the quicksands you'll find plenty..

For the last time we are NOT popotoes. We are Aetherochemical spill mutants!