Funny Names!

I'm friends with Raw Steak, Deployment Tactics, and Emergency Tactics - the latter two deliberately matched names.

Saw someone called Student Loan today, made me giggle.

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Originally Posted by Kaelah

Saw someone called Student Loan today, made me giggle.

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I would run from them if I saw them in PVP.

DO NOT ENGAGE. DO NOT ENGAGE.

I have a feeling there would be no escape.

Once saw someone named Timed Ejectulation. Gave them a commendation.

I have a FC-mate whose character is named Sahagin Dazs. I thought it was pretty danged clever.

A couple years ago, I'd seen a Lala running around named Pizza Pizza. Made me hungry every time.

Just saw someone on goblin named Flatbooty Judy. It made me giggle.

We have a Yolo Swagg on our server. I've also seen Gimmeyo Lunchbox.I'll report back when I see more hopefully with pictures. Oh and today a lalafell named Pota To

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Originally Posted by sevvv

lol! i think it is the same guy that had the name Patch Threepointone back then....

I also saw a lala named Raubahn's Leftarm running around..haven't seen him in a while though..

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OK this is hilarious. Best name so far for me. (Talking about Leftarm)

what? no Dixie Normus or Colonel Lingus? I need to make more alts!

Chris Pbacon
Beyoncé knows
Ala gan
Kinda lowrin (Star Wars fan I guess lol)
Serious relationship
Eso terak
Shaniqua brooks
Tank beesh
Bows andhoes

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Originally Posted by Stupiduglytaru

''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''' - that's their ign.

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D:.... But...But.. Yours is weird and funny too!.. We are not TARU!..

Just saw a video where the character was called Nameless Protagonist. Seems appropriate for the game and it was amusing to see the NPCs call her Nameless.

I still get a hankering for a stiff drink every time I run into the character Gin Tonic.

The other day I came across a couple named
Boy Friend and Girl Friend sitting afk on a bench in Gridania with matching blue clothes on

So i did the mature thing and created a hulking roe with a blue heart on his cheek which i then named Third Wheel and sat down between them until they returned

There was also Giant Meatshield
And his trusty healer Don't Die

I saw a yo mama during a hunt once, suddenly my chat was filled with emotes directed at yo mama

Viewing Cutscene. :p

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Originally Posted by Aryalandi

Boy Friend and Girl Friend
So i did the mature thing and created a hulking roe with a blue heart on his cheek which i then named Third Wheel and sat down between them

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Oh my god..xD That's just way too perfect :D

And I actually met Giant Meatshield too!

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Originally Posted by l---------------l

D:.... But...But.. Yours is weird and funny too!.. We are not TARU!..

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I'm a Taru tho :3

Guy in my FC is a Lala named Jalepeno Business. Love seeing him log on.

Just Glad my name didn't make this list considering all the jokes I get in DF and ire from people who haven't completed it yet.

within the span of 10 minutes I saw Axe Hole, Capn Crunch and Expecto Patronum
lol

Had one named 'the dead' in a low level roulette the other day. I didn't even notice until my raise macro went off and it said 'Raising The Dead'. Apparently I'm a necromancer.

I see a lot of great ones in DF/on my server.

I think my favourites have been Toriaezu Biiru and Premium Calpis. Yesterday I saw a Happy Hallelujah.

Probably one of the worst I've seen was a lalafell called Abortion Clinic, I wonder if they're still around...

Farting Roegadyn.

I've seen a guy, big Roe, named Stinking Finger. Haven't seen him lately though. Ran into an Umm Oops once, long ago. There's someone in one of my linkshells named Hiro Protagonist.

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Originally Posted by LordLucavi

Hiro Protagonist.

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everyone who even THINKS of going on the internet needs to read Snow Crash.
Here I'm dead serious here's a link to the book

This is relevant because the names of the main characters in that book are Hiro Protagonist and Yours Truly (YT)

Two names ive seen in DF that I remember because they made me laugh were Legs Akimbo and Aibohphobia Bob.

I think there's at least one form of Viewing Cutscene on every world server. Hell, I've been raided with a Viewinq Cutscene a couple of times. Actually, I think they might be an alt in my FC. >_>

I don't think they play anymore, nor am I certain the character has the name or even exists, but I've seen at least one Lalafell with a sexually-oriented name. Well, the name CAN it's just that in all likelihood that it's not. And I don't want to risk a temporary forum ban for saying the name.

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Originally Posted by FabricioRF

Farting Roegadyn.

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reminds me what i call my nephew lol fartaholic munchkin XD kid never stops and omg the smell clears the room XD

My alts for a start (I kept both within their race/clan naming conventions too!):

http://i.imgur.com/803nOsU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/e8lDgpr.jpg

Also this gem I found in Syrcus Tower once:
http://i.imgur.com/UTHi94D.jpg

Back in 2013 (can't remember if it was beta or early release date), but there was a player who was "Kanye West". His skin was dark, and he was questing in Central Shroud. Was funny to me.

Another was "Viewing Cutscene". Was in Duty Finder. We were all waiting on this guy to finish his cutscene. When "FORWARD" appeared on the screen, we thought he glitched. None of us moved for about 5 minutes until he said, "what we waiting on?".

Just passed by Shesaid Eighteentho in Idyllshire

Nice one

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...52&oe=576E8A09

Seen a Golden Grahams and Tiger'uppercut Murica running around. Love those names lol

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Originally Posted by Stormfur

Tupac Succor :D

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I lol'd here at work...Hahaha!

Saw a Lala named Excuseme Icantreach awhile ago

Just a few days ago saw someone named "Unza Pato"

Thats from the spanish "Un Zapato", "A Shoe"

A guy named Aerodyr says in donjon "hey i see your name in a forum FFXIV". Not Disappointed XD

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Originally Posted by RachaelMarie22

Not really funny but as a microbiologist I loved seeing "Yersinia pestis" on my old server

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Originally Posted by Kaiser-Ace

So, your old server had a character who's name was basically The Black Plague/Death? Would have been even more Ironic if he played SUM/SCH considering they have Virus and Miasma for spells.

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Yes that what i do and my chocobo's name is Bacillus.
Casting the spell Extra bacteria on my ennemis.

My turn :
This dude says his first character was banned (name? "Itouchmyself Alltime")

Pleasetouchme Senpai
http://img11.hostingpics.net/pics/32...2016132434.png

Some great names I've seen off the top of my head:

Probably Drunk
Daijou Boob (a friend of mine actually)
Waifu Ichiban

Also I changed my name to Emma Stoneskin for like a week lol

So then I spoke with Mother Miounne and she told me I was going to a special place in the seventh hell. :(

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For the unobservant: Character name is: Okhi Dohki

I stared long and hard at the Miqo'te naming conventions and I couldn't force myself to not.

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Originally Posted by Nekhs

So then I spoke with Mother Miounne and she told me I was going to a special place in the seventh hell. :(

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For the unobservant: Character name is: Okhi Dohki

I stared long and hard at the Miqo'te naming conventions and I couldn't force myself to not.

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This makes me so mad but I'm laughing so hard