Yo choco SO fat..

Yo choco so fat I can't see around him to please look forward to anything.

Yo choco so fat he went for a dip in the exploratory ice hole and now I cant catch pike!

yo choco is so fat it took the dev team 3 years to release him

Yo choco so fat, when you dismount you take damage and die.

Yo choco so fat, when you try to wave to a friend you get line of sight errors.

Yo choco is so fat, every time it turns around another update is released.

Your chocobo is so fat, you need to dismount before entering a slope so you can roll it down.

Your Choco is so fat that i threw a sheet on him for halloween and he went as Coerthas

Your choco is so fat that i ran around him twice and got lost

Your choco is so fat that when he tripped and fell in Horizon he landed in Vesper Bay

Your Choco is so fat that he has his own server time

Yo choco so fat that he refers to the buffet as "dailies"

my choco not fat :( he just big boned.

Yo choco is so fat it has its own parking lot at Walmart.

Your Choco so fat it needs two aetherites to teleport!


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Your choco so far it's shadow is mistaken for a fate!

Your choco so fat I can skin it and get five titan sized belts.

Your choco is so fat that he divebombs Twin.

Edit: Your choco is so fat that when he runs by he blocks everyone's line of sight.

Your choco is so fat that if he was wearing blue barding, everyone would confuse him with Hydaelyn

Your Chocobo is so fat not even Ultima Weapon could absorb him.

Yo Choco so fat that when Halicarnassus consumed him, she sploded.

Yo Choco is the new Halicarnassus now....

Yo Choco so fat, when he jumps, he gets stuck in the sky.

Your choco so fat, KFC changed from buckets to dump trucks. And bought the state Utah to open their new Super drive thru.

Yo choco is so fat, it needs its own mount

Your choco is so fat that it filled up Rev Toll.

No seriously... I couldn't even see where I was going on Sunday D:

Yo choco so fat that when it goes to step on the scales it reads "One at a time, please."

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Originally Posted by Marael

Yo Choco so fat it has several smaller chocobos orbiting around it.

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I'm still hoping someone with decent/good skill will draw this, maybe with a lala on the back of one of the smaller choco's trying to run in the air, so that I may use it as my sig. (I'd do it but can't draw.)

...get ready for a skype convo quote

[6:01:08 PM | Edited 6:01:13 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, when he jumps, Titan is OHKO'd.
[6:02:00 PM] MerlinCross: werid but funny
[6:02:15 PM] Shin Kerron: Pfff
[6:02:18 PM] Dark Star: Heheh
[6:02:37 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, the server is at capacity to load him in
[6:02:55 PM] Dark Star: "Yo Choco so fat, he counts as a fifth Rock in Garuda.*
[6:03:02 PM] Shin Kerron: Oooo
[6:03:48 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, they gave him his own aetheryte
[6:03:57 PM] MerlinCross: your choco so fat the phantom train can't move him
[6:04:25 PM] MerlinCross: Your choco so fat, that's not Meteor coming down
[6:04:45 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, king behemoth would get full
[6:04:50 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, the Empire is planning on using HIM for Project Meteor 2.0.
[6:05:27 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, king moggle mog thought he was a throw pillow
[6:06:01 PM] Shin Kerron: Also props on that phantom train one Merlin
[6:06:12 PM] Dark Star: Yes, that was good.
[6:06:20 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, there ain't even room for item storage anymore
[6:06:27 PM] Dark Star: You Choco so fat your retainers are worried about being replaced. ALL FOUR OF THEM.
[6:07:01 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, you broke the economy trying to feed him
[6:07:40 PM] MerlinCross: Your Choco so fat, SABIN got a Herina
[6:07:51 PM] Dark Star: XD
[6:07:52 PM | Edited 6:08:18 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, he ran across northern thanalan and got level 50 miner!
[6:07:57 PM] Shin Kerron: Ha!!
[6:08:22 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, when he does a bellyflop in a lake, he empties it.
[6:08:27 PM] MerlinCross: Yo Choco so fat, it takes 5 turns to scan it.
[6:08:31 PM] Dark Star: XD
[6:09:02 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, gaius's elevator boss fight broke down!
[6:09:13 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, Sephiroth stole the Choco/Mog materia instead of the Black Materia!
[6:09:19 PM] MerlinCross: Yo Choco so fat, it has Demi/Gravity, ON AUTO CAST
[6:09:42 PM] Shin Kerron: Oh ho, Merlin's steppin it up
[6:09:57 PM] MerlinCross: Yo Choco so fat, it has Immune Haste.
[6:10:38 PM] MerlinCross: maybe stepping it up but I'm running out of things
[6:10:44 PM] Dark Star: Yo Choco so fat, if it used Body Slam, it's an OHKO move.
[6:11:17 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, Hydalyn looks like that rinky dink thing on a crystal challus
[6:11:59 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, it's the 5-time running world Sumo Wrestling champion.
[6:12:06 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, the allagans used it to bind Bahamut!
[6:12:25 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, Bahamut's upgrading himself out of fear of being eaten by it!
[6:12:56 PM] MerlinCross: Yo Choco so fat the Weapons are in a lower weight class
[6:13:04 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, jenny craig looked at it and gave up
[6:13:09 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, he has his own climate!
[6:13:50 PM] MerlinCross: Yo choco so fat it's Materia is the size of a basketball
[6:14:03 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, KFC has a bounty on it
[6:14:21 PM] MerlinCross: Yo choco so fat, it's Materia is called "Of the Round"
[6:14:55 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, it needs all the materia slots
[6:15:00 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, it's not Kefka moving the Goddess Statues out of alignment that caused the World of Ruin, it was yo choco tripping.
[6:15:19 PM] Lyon: ....
[6:15:32 PM] Dark Star: Fat Chocobo jokes.
[6:15:43 PM] Shin Kerron: Its hilarious
[6:16:10 PM] MerlinCross: Yo choco so fat, Ash thought it was a Snorlax. Granted this is Ash
[6:16:18 PM] Lyon: Yo choco so fat, it took a whole Phoenix to resurrect it.
[6:16:39 PM] MerlinCross: oh that's good
[6:16:47 PM] Lyon: :3
[6:16:48 PM] Dark Star: X3
[6:16:51 PM] Dark Star: That WAS good.
[6:17:31 PM] Dark Star: Yo Choco so fat, the Iron Ball held item has no effect when held by it.
[6:18:19 PM] MerlinCross: okay so you guys know the Poach skill in Final Fantasy
[6:18:23 PM] Dark Star: Yes.
[6:19:52 PM] MerlinCross: god I had one but can't find what chocobos turn into when you poach them
[6:21:31 PM] MerlinCross: but it was gonna be like Yo choco so fat, you get unlimited items when he goes poached
[6:21:36 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, if you used Poach on it, you'd get FIVE CHocobo Suits.
[6:21:42 PM] MerlinCross: it's one of my weaker ones
[6:22:06 PM] Dark Star: Heh...
[6:22:08 PM] Dark Star: Anyway...
[6:23:57 PM] Dark Star: Yo Choco so fat, people get Line of Sight errors trying to target enemies behind him.
[6:26:41 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, he could solve world hunger!
[6:26:57 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo Choco so fat, he's the reason for World Hunger!
[6:27:05 PM] Dark Star: XD
[6:27:23 PM] Dark Star: Yo Choco so fat, Guru sees him as a role model!
[6:28:40 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo Choco so fat, Gilgamesh uses him for Enkidu in his Ex mode!
[6:28:46 PM] MerlinCross: Yo choco so fat, that's no moon
[6:29:16 PM] Dark Star: XD
[6:29:34 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, when the Death Star tried to use a tractor beam on it, it dragged the Death Star to it.
[6:30:32 PM] Lyon: Yo choco so fat, Cloud had to use a Dodecaslash on it.
[6:33:00 PM] Shin Kerron: yo choco so fat, that's not it running, that's it having little heart attacks over and over
[6:34:58 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, Lalafells everywhere tremble at its passing.
[6:35:38 PM] MerlinCross: okay this has been funny
[6:39:11 PM] Dark Star: X3
[6:41:03 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, if he were to fall far enough to hit terminal velocity, his landing would qualify as a Class X Extinction Event.
[6:41:17 PM] Shin Kerron: pfff
[6:41:27 PM] Shin Kerron: alright, I think I'm outta fat choco jokes for now
[6:41:35 PM] Dark Star: Hehe, that was my last one too. X3
[6:42:39 PM] MerlinCross: oh wait I got one
[6:42:42 PM] MerlinCross: one more
[6:42:59 PM] MerlinCross: Yo Choco so fat, it's feathers count as bludgeons

Edit: Yo choco so fat, it broke the word count limit.

Yo choco so fat when Decaying Gourmand ate him he got diabetes.

Yo choco so fat we have enough content to last for 3 expansions.

Yo choco so fat I used shoulder tackle on it and got a loading screen.

Yo Choco so fat my PS3 can't display all of it.

Your choco is so fat, when he had a "snack" he caused a gysal green shortage!

Yo choco so fat, when he moves he's actually moving the universe because it takes less effort.

Yo choco so fat, they need to turn the music loud when his pads start dangling.

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Originally Posted by Akiva

when Odin Zantsukens no one else gets hit.

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dat fat choco a damn hero then.
the ultimate tank. we need these birds in the frontlines yo. o/

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Originally Posted by Luxx

dat fat choco a damn hero then.
the ultimate tank. we need these birds in the frontlines yo. o/

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They would be but they have hard time getting to the fate in time. Only works if odin pops right on em.

Also yo chocos so fat he needs 2 watches. 1 for each time zone he's in.
Yo choco also needs 2 LSes. 1 for left butt cheek and 1 for right.

Yo choco is so fat that when he travel across the map I miss 30 fates.

Yo chocobo so FAT!!! instead of wearing a necklace...he wears the whole food chain!!

your chocobo is so fat, his bloodtype is dhamzel tomato sauce

your chocobo thought pom holy was a type of fruit drink

Your choco is so fat, 2.3 patch notes are inside it

Yo choco so fat, you set the music on loop but it never made it back around.

Yo choco is so fat that it ate yo mama. (bad I know)
Yo choco is so fat that when it jumps everyone in the same zone takes 9999 tumult damage.

Yo Choco so fat, KFC been trying to get rid of him in small pieces for years
Yo Choco so fat, he makes US citizens look like they have anorexia

Yo Choco so fat, once discovered, the planet count in our solar system went up by one
Yo Choco so fat, he absorbed the black hole instead

Yo Choco so fat, that when he takes a drink, all of Eorzea turns into a desert
Yo Choco so fat, Eorzea orbits around him

Yo Choco so fat, when it got landslided by Titan no one else could fall off the platform anymore
Yo Choco so fat, Titan thought it was his gf

Yo choco is so fat Sabin couldn't suplex it.