Behemoth Bacon... (Can I Have It?)

I kinda doubt we'll be killing baby behemoth. It'll probably be lumped in somehow with chibi bomb and egg-diaper chocobo.

I think we might get to raise them and use them as mounts...

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Originally Posted by Enkidoh

Somehow I don't picture behemoth meat being very tender.

*Wonders what a boiled sylph would taste like instead, seeing as they look like anthropomorphic cabbages ;) *

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Soylent Green obviously!

*your party defeats a behemoth*(drops) -behemoth horn -behemoth belly fat! *you give the "behemoth belly fat" to your high lvl cullinarian friend* using a fire cluster *he creates 24 strips of scrumdillyumptious crispy behemoth bacon*
*your friend gives you 12 pieces of crispy behemoth bacon* :O (your cullinarian friend was a ...LALAFELL) omnomnomnom!!!

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Originally Posted by Pseudopsia

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You know what... I'm no longer hungry for bacon anymore...

http://imageshack.us/a/img819/8306/pkitepanic.gif

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Instead, I am interested in 【Defending Ring】

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Originally Posted by Kirito

I think we might get to raise them and use them as mounts...

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You can mount them all you want, I just want some of that tasty purple bacon!

http://gifstumblr.com/images/they-ca...r-pig_1335.gif

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Originally Posted by Gramul

Don't you touch my baby.
Eat more chocobo instead.

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My chocobo eats a steady diet of Lalafell.

Y'all can have the bacon... I'll take that useless tongue.... << >> <<

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Originally Posted by Lady

Y'all can have the bacon... I'll take that useless tongue.... << >> <<

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tongue?