BEST RACE

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Originally Posted by Con_Carne

Lalafells are the best race of all.
1. Unlike others, they don't mock of other races so much...
2. They rule an entire city: Ul'dah.
3. They look like children even when they're old. Time doesn't affect them!
4. SPOILERS One sealed the most powerful primal in a light cocoon without the help of the Twelve. Hydaelyn bless him...
5. They are based on the typical dwarf races from fantasy tales.
6. If you use your imagination, they are little characters. Like the in-game sprites of characters from FF to FF6 or the overworld models of FF7.
7. There are not so many Lalas in the Garlean empire.
8. Lalafell master race!

Potatoes? No... we are not Tarutaru.

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A gentlemen and a scholar.

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Originally Posted by Valkyrie_Lenneth

Considering like, 80% of the fates that exist have monsters eating lalafels, its not too far-fetched to see lalas as food

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Don't listen to Koji's lies.

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Originally Posted by Laerune

Lalafellins are food.

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i actually remember there is a FATE in limsa lominsa, boss FATE, the description say the boss favorite food is lalafel

The true best race will have no need to proclaim their own superiority.

Please we all know lalas are only good for three things.
1- punting
2- cooking for dinner
3- and stuffing into cannons when u run out of ammo

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Originally Posted by Krystalmethot

Please we all know lalas are only good for three things.
1- punting
2- cooking for dinner
3- and stuffing into cannons when u run out of ammo

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Wrong. The only thing potatoes are good for, is making French fries. Mmmmmmm......

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Originally Posted by Krystalmethot

Please we all know lalas are only good for three things.
1- punting
2- cooking for dinner
3- and stuffing into cannons when u run out of ammo

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Originally Posted by Vanitas

Wrong. The only thing potatoes are good for, is making French fries. Mmmmmmm......

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Garlean interlopers...

It's always the Lalafell being egotistical...

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Originally Posted by Krystalmethot

Please we all know lalas are only good for three things.
1- punting
2- cooking for dinner
3- and stuffing into cannons when u run out of ammo

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You forgot foot stools, step stools, something to set your mug of ale on, etc..... Lalafells are the multi-tool of Eorzea.

The best race is obviously The Kentucky Derby.