Lilies on the grave... (HW-spoiler ahead!)

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Originally Posted by Heavensword

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Okay... which one of you prayed too hard and made this to happen?!

Now you have to start feeding him...

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(Unless, of course, Primal Haurchefant can be sated by eating his own weight in pastry fish.)

xD HAHAHA! ALL HAIL HaurchefanT!! ♥♥

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Originally Posted by Ayuhra

(Unless, of course, Primal Haurchefant can be sated by eating his own weight in pastry fish.)

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騎士オルシュファンのとてもイイ・・・！鍋 (Kishi Orushufan no Totemo Ii...! Nabe, lit. Knight Haurchefant's simply FANTASTIC...! Hot Pot)

-A recipe treasured by the famous FF14 NPC, Haurchefant of the Silver Sword! After the Seventh Umbral Era, Coerthas was engulfed by blizzards. What became ideal for warming frozen bodies all the way to the core was... yes, hot pot! Having hot pot while surrounded by groups of seasoned adventurers is... fantastic! Simply fantastic!- Translated from the menu description.

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Yours to keep.. er... eat, for 1580gil (Yen); Eorzea Cafe, Tokyo, Japan. Now... only things needs to happen is for the Culinarian Guild to start selling this in game! xD

I dunno, Haurchefant, that soup reminds of a bowl of ...something. Can't quite place just what but I worry about you.

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Originally Posted by Ayuhra

I dunno, Haurchefant, that soup reminds of a bowl of ...something. Can't quite place just what but I worry about you.

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I can tell what a bowl of hot, wet liquid represents. I know what sausages allude to. I even know what the carrot's for.

I confess however that the broccoli has me stumped.

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Originally Posted by FJerome

I confess however that the broccoli has me stumped.

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/eyebrow waggle

Haurche is gonna be the new Aerith, rumours on how to revive him for the next ten years ;(

COME BACK.

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Originally Posted by Pomelo

Haurche is gonna be the new Aerith, rumours on how to revive him for the next ten years ;(

COME BACK.

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I think what gets people about perma-death in Final Fantasies is that it is tragic, yes, dramatic, yes but also puzzling in worlds that have any number of ways to potentially resurrect someone (Phoenix Down being only one of them).

Phoenix down is for knocked out characters.

Please read the primal care and instructions manual before summoning said primal:

1: do not expose primal to bright lights
2: do not let said primal get wet.
3: you may feed the primal, however DO NOT feed said primal past midnight.

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