Favorite FFXIV Pickup lines

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Originally Posted by Arkenne

That escalated quickly

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Just envision a drunken male miqo'te in a subligar saying it, it is perfectly fitting then.

When i see you make me feel tight like my Starspangled Subligar

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Originally Posted by Waffilicious

Girl are you titan? because you landslide me off my feet.

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Hey girl! Are you a giant fat guy in a loin cloth? Because you make me fall down.

Wait... that doesn't seem right...

Girl, you're the Garuda to my Titan, so how about we go back to my place so I can use my Mountain Buster to make you Aerial Blast.

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Originally Posted by Cutie_McSnuggles

Hey girl! Are you a giant fat guy in a loin cloth? Because you make me fall down.

Wait... that doesn't seem right...

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Its called a backhanded compliment >_>'

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Originally Posted by Waffilicious

Its called a backhanded compliment >_>'

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LOL Sorry. I'm not trying to be mean. I love your line! I'm just imagining someone trying to use it wrong.

Yeah i know :P

Are you Cerberus? Because my party wanna get inside you

Not specific to FF per se, but amusing to me.

Your buns are looking rock hard, can I be your Excalibur?

one similar to titan XD "Baby are you leviathan? because you rock my boat!"