FF 14 jokes

ah dragoons, haha
awesome jokes guys

collected all 7 dragon balls.

Shenron asks "dragoon again?"

So two Elezen archers are practicing their aim in the archers guild and one says to the other:

"Hey, did you hear about Silvairre getting shot by that adventurer the other day?" said the first Elezen.

"Oh yeah, you mean the one who was sent off for a rookie's training exorcise by Leih Aliapoh?" The second Elezen responded

"The one and the same." The first Elezen replied.

"Wow, they can't aim worth crap." The second Elezen laughed.

"Though the odd thing is that the adventure said they were right on target with their shot." The first Elezen remarked.

"What was their training exorcise anyways?" The second Elezen asked.

"Shooting Butts." The first Elezen replied.

Did you hear about the Dragoon who shot a spear into the air?
He missed....

What have dragoons and pogo sticks got in common?
They are only good for a few jumps before they end up on the floor x)

that one was really good lmao

Shiva egi will be an Icicle with a Crown and Cape. >>

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Evangela

A dragoon walks into an orphanage and says raise me please.

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LMAO!!!

An adventurer walks up to the Aetheryte and sees a man with a sign: "Shoe shine: 10 gil."
The adventurer asks the man, "Why are you offering shoes shines?"
"I want to be a monk."

A dragoon walks into a bar. The rest of the party dodges.

Credit goes to Darkness Tear for this one:
Yo mama Safat, Brontes can't Agrippa.