A group of four Miqo'te walk into Copperbell Mines
It was a GIANT CATastrophee
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A group of four Miqo'te walk into Copperbell Mines
It was a GIANT CATastrophee
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All housing is taken.
Huh imagine that.
What is an Au Ra’s favorite instrument?
The Xaelaphone!
I love male Miqotes and Auras because they have two tails :v
<Insert necromancy joke here>
~An old tale brought back by XI for HW awhile back~
A Elvaan from Gridania, a Roegadyn from Limsa and a Hume from Uldah hop onto the airship.
As they're flying across the skies, the Roegadyn goes to the side and throws a dagger off the airship.
"By the Twelve! What was that for?" said the Elvaan.
'E have too much of them in Limsa" says the Roegadyn.
The hume joins in and throws off a pickaxe.
"We have too many of these in Uldah".
The elvaan shrugs his shoulders mildly and joins in the fray, tossing the healer cane off the edge.
"The Twelveswood needs not more of these I'm afraid" replies the Elvaan.
Not knowing what to do, the Ishgardian soldier starts panicking. Looks off to his left, picks up the Dragoon and throws him off the edge.
The three company soldiers jaws drop. "Seven 'ells, what was that for!?" says the Roegadyn.
"We have an abundance of these in Ishgard. It's fine" nods the Ishgardian soldier
One potato pushed another potato off of a cliff, when the third caught the act he asked, "What are you doing?!" His response was, OMG! Lala fell!"
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
A Black Mage
When do Ninjas arrive?
- Always RAITON time!
How do you call a lewd Redmage?
- A Ververt.
How do Astrologians call their new spear-card since Stormblood?
- Critney Spears
Why do SMN and SCH have books for weapons ? Because they write the best BIOgraphies