Main Story: Tataru Quest; Spoilers Ahead!!!

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Originally Posted by Pantz

I did countless variations of "Tartaru! Where the **** are you?!" before a kind soul politely told me that it's Tataru and not Tartaru.

I must have been thinking of eating Lalafells with tartar sauce.

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Lalafells actually taste delicious in a spicy mustard blend. It really brings out the...small...flavors.

"Tataru, you and your race are a blight on the face of Eorzea, ruining an otherwise worthwhile world."

Tataru you tart, get out here!

"Tataru down for what!?" And then I started twerking on a lala.

"Tataru of the House Lalafell, the First of Her Name, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, Mother of Dragons... where you at?"

"I slay gods for a living, why in the name of the Twelve am I being forced to come fetch you Tataru?"

I said Tataru eats pooo

I guess I was boring, I just kind of role-played it and said "Tataru, you out here?". ^_^

I said something like "Tataru, you got mah clusters yet?!"

Wherefort art thou, Tataru?