Retainer based crimes, an Eorzean epidemic

Someone in my Levi EX party said their retainer brought back Ifrit's Blade.

mine stole a beautiful mahogany desk from under an unsuspecting individual... stole it, hauled back from wherever she got it and then from the looks of things refinished it! too big for my apartment!

Hi... anyone happen to have recieved a Cannon from one of your retainer ventures?

Just let you know I found a few of my FC mates murdered and the cannon missing.

I will find you.

Sent my retainer to explore and she brought me back some HQ Honey, so I am sorry to anyone now missing HQ honey

THF class confirmed.

My miner keeps bringing me back fish :( But he refuses to teach me how I mine for fish!

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Originally Posted by Dgsoil

My miner keeps bringing me back fish :( But he refuses to teach me how I mine for fish!

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My miner does the same...... but she's a Miqo'te, so.... maybe i should feed her more often.....

mine just came back with a HQ blunt goblin gladius. Pretty sure she's now jacking people's market board listings.

This has gotten way out of hand. Obviously all those people banned for exploiting Turn 8 were retainers, how else were they getting to Turn 9 and beating-up the final boss?

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Originally Posted by Astralos

The skimpier their outfits, the higher their Affection ratings will be. This is totally not a lie.

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This has me wondering... My other retainer is a male Roegadyn. What if my female Miqote retainer stole the subligar pants... for him?

I don't know how to feel about that.