An NPC you truly hate with passion

Hermes.

Every time I see him on the screen I want to slap him so bad.

Hypocritical, sophistry-bullshitting guy. He doesn't deserve the spot on that artwork in the end.

Alphinaud he’s such a snivelling pain in the backside.

Urianger, I detest the way he speaks. It’s pretentious and most of the time I’m sitting there going just get to the goddamned point!

Lazy B takes a lot of credit for our work
(blame SQE for not giving her some backstory because we didn't play 1.0)

• https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Minfilia_Warde

Son of A B of the highest order. Because of you we nearly lost everything you corrupt sonofa... if my character could i would kill on sight

• https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Lolorito_Nanarito

Mouthy B , she needs to stfu ( not gotten far into tribes rep in ARR so things may change)

• https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Loonh_Gah

Shes a monetarist and supports Lolorito . Default Kill on sight if i were allowed to as a character

• https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Dewlala_Dewla

Annoying B , she needed a good slap from my WHM

• https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Eschiva_Keyes

Another that needed a good slap . Man what a douche

• https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Lambard_Calowise

This guy . Never had a good thrashing , needed to be offed long ago . Typical liberal

• https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Asahi_Brutus

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Originally Posted by Izar_Chillen

Lazy B takes a lot of credit for our work
(blame SQE for not giving her some backstory because we didn't play 1.0)

• https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Minfilia_Warde

Son of A B of the highest order. Because of you we nearly lost everything you corrupt sonofa... if my character could i would kill on sight

• https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Lolorito_Nanarito

Mouthy B , she needs to stfu ( not gotten far into tribes rep in ARR so things may change)

• https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Loonh_Gah

Shes a monetarist and supports Lolorito . Default Kill on sight if i were allowed to as a character

• https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Dewlala_Dewla

Annoying B , she needed a good slap from my WHM

• https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Eschiva_Keyes

Another that needed a good slap . Man what a douche

• https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Lambard_Calowise

This guy . Never had a good thrashing , needed to be offed long ago . Typical liberal

• https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Asahi_Brutus

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How is Asahi a liberal, lol.

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Originally Posted by AlyaNimfa

Alphinaud he’s such a snivelling pain in the backside.

Urianger, I detest the way he speaks. It’s pretentious and most of the time I’m sitting there going just get to the goddamned point!

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Dost though thinkith thine way of mannerisms truly that of which is lothed so much?

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Originally Posted by LaughingBanana

How is Asahi a liberal, lol.

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Probably means modern liberal aka nutjob. While you are thinking of classical liberal :D

Every incarnation of Hermes and characters having to do with Hermes in-game, including OG non-possessed Asahi.
Late ShB Asahi-Fandaniel was such a hecking clown and tried WAY too hard to be quirky.

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Originally Posted by Tlamila

Oh right, how did I forget to mention him?
And what makes it worse for me is that 99% of the playerbase doesn't consider him a villain at all and swoons all over him.

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People love a charming charismatic Villain. Plus people can sympathize with missing your destroyed home and wanting to bring it back.
Besides, all 14 shards only exist because The Ascians place got wreaked.

Not justifying it, but shoe on the other foot, you could see it from his Pov

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Originally Posted by LaughingBanana

How is Asahi a liberal, lol.

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He’s probably one of those people who just calls anyone they hate a liberal without any understanding of what the word means.

Emmanellain

Vain, vacuous blatherskite.

Obnoxious, annoying, and I took great pleasure in telling him

to try some archon loaf in Sharlayan. May it be the worst meal he has ever had.