Well... Mogbob did warn me not to try that dating app.
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Shodeku: Smells like filthy casuals
Other Lala: Well i did tell you to shower.
Shodeku: ...Smart arse.
And as Nox stood up from sitting on the cold metal of the Ishgardian bridge, she discovered that yes... there are worse body parts then your tongue to get stuck to frozen metal
Shodeku: Did you hear something?
Pretty Woman: No.
Shodeku looks around
Shodeku: Never mind, let's keep moving.
A short while later
Shodeku: Did you hear something?
Pretty Woman: No, why do you keep asking?
Shodeku looks around again
Shodeku: It's nothing. Let's keep walking.
A little bit later
Pretty Woman: Shodeku! Couldn't you have stepped back a little before letting that fart?
Shodeku: I didn't fart.
Pretty Woman: (indignant) Well, I certainly didn't.
Shodeku: (pause) We're being followed by ninjas from the String Bean Clan.
:D