A new NM to pay homage to Tanaka

What ever NM he becomes he should do 13001 damage and when u get hit it takes 30 minutes to get back in the game.

this thread should be just a joke, why you guys take it so serious

everyone respect Tanaka as a person. we just talking about joke!

YEAH!

/10char

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Originally Posted by Evangela

everyone respect Tanaka as a person. we just talking about joke!

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If only this was true...
Edit: i believe it's true for you, unfortunately it's not true for everyone.

Tanaklyn XIV
The result of years of mutation amongst humans and Cob/Doblyns dwelling so close together.
Has the ability to talk.
Aggro flagged.
Has 10 ways of casting the same ability.
Will move behind the player for bonus -rear- damage.
Requires at least 3 people using battle regimens to down him.
If you take too long to down him, he'll regenerate and change colours and elemental affliction.

hmm wait.. who thought tanaka was fired? lol.. he got demoted only, not fired. xD

This isn't a thread about Tanaka getting fired. This is a thread about turning Tanaka into a super cool Doblyn.

hmm right.. doblyns..

http://static2.finalfantasyxiv.com/a...JVTMo8Wj2w.jpg

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Originally Posted by BruceyBruceyBangBang

This isn't a thread about Tanaka getting fired. This is a thread about turning Tanaka into a super cool Doblyn.

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Fact is that Tanaka hasn't been fired, he's still part of the team, and since he's definitely not passed away, it'd be quite out of line to "commemorate" him.

DOBLYNSSSSSSSSSSSS

http://www.ffxivarmoury.com/images/b...dot-doblyn.png

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Originally Posted by Abriael

Fact is that Tanaka hasn't been fired, he's still part of the team, and since he's definitely not passed away, it'd be quite out of line to "commemorate" him.

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You are boring.

We need Yoshida the Gnat now

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Originally Posted by Akumu

Too bad for him he had only hate.

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Wait, wha? >.>

I thought people wanted him back. >_>

Yoshida the Gnat, 1 HP and drops 10 million gil while on a 10 second repop timer.

Tanaka the Doblyn, he has reverse enimity +10. No matter what Tanaka the Doblyn is doing, all of his actions attract aggro from the players who don't realise a good Doblyn when they see one, and who immediately take to shattering his diamond encrusted spine, a spine Yoshida the Gnat never had...

Lol.. this thread is so funny.