what if dalamud was all the spirits of mobs we have killed coming to destroy eorzea as revenge?
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what if dalamud was all the spirits of mobs we have killed coming to destroy eorzea as revenge?
What if Dalamud was in fact a giant disco ball and this has all been a BIG misunderstanding?
What if Dalamud was actually the library of ancient Allagan "Yo momma" jokes, banished to outerspace...until now
What if Dalamud was actually… a cosmic angry bird?
What if Dalamud was Masayoshi Soken himself wearing knee-high socks destroying and eventually conquering the world after it's destruction. This would explain why Soken could not stop take on Dalamud in an attempt to stop it from descending!
What if Dalmund was accturley the noise from the laughing scene in final fantasy X heard all the way from Spira
What if Dalamud was actually housing a devastating virus that causes the recently deceased to come back alive hungry for flesh? Suddenly, all those clones with names like asdasjdkjas that you killed are hungry, mindless and hungry for flesh, instead of gil!
What if Dalamud has not been getting closer due to the efforts of the Garlean Empire but instead every time Hildibrand does /pose?
What if Dalamud realizes that it forgot it's cellphone on the way to Eorzea and has to turn all the way back around?
What if Dalamud was actually the Big King Boom and he is just punishing us for being kicking his childrens and the only way to stop is hug and kiss them even if they explode in our face?
What if its an astrological reproductive organ?
"What if Dalamud was actually a giant spaceship containing a huge army of lalafells ready to take all Eorzea and conquer the world with their cuteness?"
Lalas are evil. Never trust them...
What if Dalamud is really a load of dead pixels?
What if the Dalamud was a giant red snurble descending on Eorzea to avenge it's tiny brethren, slain by countless adventurers?
What if Dalamund is actually a collection of our love for Yoshi-p that he has been collecting by being friendly and promising nice things. When he actually just wants to destroy the world so he can get some sleep!
What if Dalamud were actually a giant cupcake (of the enigmatic "Red Velvet" variety), hurled by the combined might of Twelve themselves, to provide sweet sustenance help us survive in the coming Umbral Era. I expect we'll find icing and crumb debris in the remotest of places for years to come.
What if Dalamud was actually a way for Square-Enix to recreate their MMORPG? To bring about change and beauty never seen before?
What if Dalamund was a giant spaceship descending to release PSY! His evil plan is to continually sing GANGNAM STYLE until all of Eorzea is DESTROYED!
What if Dalamud just stopped by for some sweets? Trick or Treat!
What if Dalamud was actually just another moon and we've just been stuck on Firesday....
What if Dalamud was an intergalactic tour bus bringing with it the most epic songs and symphonies known to mortal existence that is in the midst of a horrible engine failure that sent it on a crash course to Eorzea.
What if Dalamud was a world that would allow people from countries like Portugal able to participate on contests like everybody else?...
What if Dalamud was actually just trying to speak with the whales?
What if Dalamud was a sentient being sent by an unknown race trying to create an intergalactic highway throughout the Cosmos. It ploughs through objects in its way regardless of what is in its way. The highway will be frought with congestion and beings in their intergalctic spacecraft shouting space-rage at each other.
Well done!
What if Dalamud was the moon bathed with Rei Ayanami's blood in the 3rd Impact? Would that mean we are going to experience the 4th Impact? Would Dragoons get access to Longinus?
What if Dalamud was just a big ole pimple on the face of Hydaelyn just begging to be popped?
What if Dalamud was actually a bluff , it will not falling down. Everything will remain the same. :)
What if Dalamud was actually a big space ark from a forgotten civilization
What if Dalamud was actually a meteor that crashed in the Galmorre ruins long ago which supplied Eorzea with the Aether it sees today and the Garleans summoned it forth draining the land of its Aether to summon forth a dark primal that was banished long ago
What if Dalamud was actually a giant crystal similar to that of final fantasy 12 where at the deepest depths was shinryu who was resting there from the intro movie at the start of the game?
What if Dalamud was actually Lavos coming to crush the branched timeline where the people of Zeal are called Garleans, Louisoix is Gaspar who is going to build Epoch sending us through time - and Nael is really Magus who will help in ARR as he has a Chrono Trigger.
What if Dalamud was actually a ball of moogles bent on destroying the empire for stealing the pom-poms atop their heads to make the softest pillows in the Eorzea; the red color brightening from the ever growing anger of this mass of moogles due to the humility they've endured.
What if Dalamud was actually the original dying home planet of the ancestors of the imperials.. thus is why they are attacking Hydaelyn "Eorzea" to claim it as theirs, the brave and hero of Eorzea Inspector Extraordinaire Hildibrand is on the scene!
What if Dalamud was actually all the hopes and dreams of all them players, devs and gamers in general and the empire with van darnus is trying to make them explode to conform the perfect game in 2.0?
What if Dalamund actually is the true santa claus arrival,
we all been bad this year shame on us..
What is Dalamud was actually a giant Popoto int he sky, with tons of Millioncorn stuck to it. When it crashes down... you could say our popotos will be mashed! Then everyone will be popping mad!
What if Dalamud was just some heroic icon that is bent on saving the world of Eorzea.
What if Dalamud is Ifrit's home planet, and is trying to get his attention by blowing up Eorzea?
Can't you guys just text him..?
What if Dalamud schanged it's course, our Realm was never Reborn and I never got to jump around on my Black Mage Chocobo QQ.. NuuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuUUUUUUUUuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuu ...changed*