Oh, I'm sorry, you've missed the boat. The new argument for people like you is that Menphina, the goddess of love, isn't even trying to be sexy.
(because 'love' means more than just lust, and she's clearly going for a chaste maidenly thing, more Hestia than Aphrodite. But a lot of people read 'goddess of love' and jump to one single type of it to the exclusion of all else.)
