Request: Save the prostitutes.

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Originally Posted by Molly_Millions

the first part of the story quest is in there. lol

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Not for those who came from the other city-states Limsa Lominsa or Gridania. :D

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Originally Posted by Momita

Save the prostitute, save the world

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Prostitutes are the key to surviving the fall of Dalamud!

Save them for goodness sake!

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Originally Posted by whoopeeragon

Not for those who came from the other city-states Limsa Lominsa or Gridania. :D

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Yet one more reason why Uldah is the best city of the three.

/gcsalute

This is the best thread I've seen on XIV.

I CAN'T LIKE YOUR POST ANY HARDER.

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Originally Posted by Niqote

Larger and smaller... Options <can we have it?>

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DFC Miqo'te :3

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Originally Posted by whoopeeragon

Not for those who came from the other city-states Limsa Lominsa or Gridania. :D

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Looks like someone should remake his character!

I'm 12. What is this?

I think you have to be 13 to play lols

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Originally Posted by ApplePie

I'm 12. What is this?

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It's something you need to smell..

we need to put these girls through College!

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Originally Posted by KoujiGeki

we need to put these girls through College!

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did I hear an idea for a quest?

I can't like this thread enough.

And putting the girls through college as a quest chain? I think I might die of awesomeness.

We can call the quest "A Higher Calling" .

They're all dirty talking Miqotes, its a japanese game, I think they'll be safe.

remeber guys when your taking these girls to bed wear a lalafel on your ding-a-ling!!!! practice safe sex always! ;)

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Originally Posted by Hypnotic13371337

it would be pretty interesting if we could ACTUALLY hire them, but i bet i already know what everyone is gonna say
2.0

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Now THAT would be an effective gil sink!

To be honest I felt like it actually added a mature atmosphere to the game to see npcs like this roaming around, even if nothing came about other than a little flirting. I'd be sad if that immersion got taken away.

SAVE DEM HOOKERS!

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Originally Posted by Coombah

We can call the quest "A Higher Hard Calling" .

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There. Fixed! :p

I LOVE the Miners' Guild! One of the rare ingame locations that actually has more palpable character than the rest of them. So much, in fact, that it prompted me to make THIS nearly a year ago.

I had a brilliant idea ! How about if SE added the prostitute class ? I mean, everyone had wishes for this since they find out that they can play as the opposite gender in MMO!. And it will create controversy, FFXIV will be famous again, and a TON of new people with get the game to play as the new brilliant class but not children, so we don´t have to worry about a bad community of kids ruining everything , instead we will have a SUPER-DUPER-FUN community of funny pervs, like the Lalicon comunity with their funny Lalafells, and the Mi´qote poblation will just increase even more !.

And what is the fuction of the new class you ask ? Well, it gives rest EXP anywhere (but you need another player for it, so it make cooperation even more important, party play what everyone want ) and can give good and bad buffs like "Is that a banana in your pocket?" or "What a wonderfull way of starting the day", and new clothes should be added , "more sexy clothes", like everyone asked sometime ago,but they will be totally justified and realistic. And they can participe in battle too ! Just using their dancing moves to "stun" sentient (and no so sentient if you know what I mean) enemies !

God, sometimes I impress myself of how intelligent I am !

This is how many times i mashed the Like button:

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In my imagination the community mods have a meeting every morning to discuss the hot topics and decide what to pass to yoshi-p.

Yoshi: So whats trending in the english forums? ^o^
Bayohne: ...pelase save the prostitutes.
Yoshi: What?
Bayohne: The prostitutes. Please save them.
Yoshi: http://www.epictoon.com/blog/wp-cont...da-yoshi-p.jpg

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Originally Posted by Xoo

Nude violin playing? Harmonica perhaps?

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Flute :P

/10char

If Yoshi doesn't save my fellow kitties, I'm gonna.... I dunno what I'mma do!


JUST DON'T MESS WITH MY KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!

Omg this thread is so full of win and dat quest chain...Can we get a Magic Don Tonberry as their pimps....?

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Originally Posted by Babydoll

I think you have to be 13 to play lols

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http://bit.ly/HNQm8Z

Magic Don the Tonberry pimp...?

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Originally Posted by Matsume

Magic Don the Tonberry pimp...?

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Yes give him a green coat and replace his lantern with an Cup >.>

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Originally Posted by Darkshade

http://bit.ly/HNQm8Z

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I hate memes....:(

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Originally Posted by Majidah

I'm pretty sure I read they were? Cities without open houses are unacceptable.

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You don't need to remake the cities to get open houses. In fact, the interface for them is already there. What do you think The Oasis/Northern Islands (Captains' Ward)/Lily Hills are there for?

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Originally Posted by Babydoll

I hate memes....:(

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You mean you hate internet memes. lol. Memes are just ideas that get spread through a given culture.

If you don't save the hostess girls, the kitty gets it.

http://data.whicdn.com/images/386082...jpg?1284300188

Maybe this idea should be flooded on the Japanese, German and French forums too.

I support this post.

I also support adding the function to be able to sit down like the Miqo'te is in the first picture.

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Originally Posted by Supergroovegear

Maybe this idea should be flooded on the Japanese, German and French forums too.

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oh my god. genius.

someone who knows japanese (no, google translator does not count) should go post a translation of this.
and the french. man, they are totally going to want to get in on this.

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Originally Posted by Babydoll

I hate memes....:(

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The only reason I posted it was because I've seen users on other forums, notably bioware, get banned for quoting "im 12 and wat is this" as moderators/game masters took it literally and issued an account ban for being underage instead of realizing it was just a silly saying.

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Originally Posted by Darkshade

The only reason I posted it was because I've seen users on other forums, notably bioware, get banned for quoting "im 12 and wat is this" as moderators/game masters took it literally and issued an account ban for being underage instead of realizing it was just a silly saying.

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Oh I figured haha and yes Molly I hate internet memes lol or rather the 4chan ones D: It seems to be promoting more and more socially inept people but that is another topic =X /runsandhides wheee

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Originally Posted by ApplePie

I'm 12. What is this?

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the pies is Lies! Only 20-30 year olds play this game. Except for everyone who is not 20-30 that play this game.

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Originally Posted by KoujiGeki

we need to put these girls through College!

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Those ARE college girls. They live on campus.

I don't post here. Ever. But I've always been an avid forum reader, and I just had to say...

This thread made me spew Mountain Dew out my nose. All over my netbook.

That is all.

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Originally Posted by Kariri

I don't post here. Ever. But I've always been an avid forum reader, and I just had to say...

This thread made me spew Mountain Dew out my nose. All over my netbook.

That is all.

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Wow, thread is epic if it makes Kharii reply to it. :eek: