Wipe (Endgame) Linkshell Recruiting plus DPS Challenges to Durandal!

Hey guys, I brought us more popcorn. ;]
http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/t...fy-popcorn.gif

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mcbone

ZOMG CUTTER CRY SPEEEEED RUNS! Whoopdie do dah, we can all watch the BG vids and get through an easy instance. Think you are forgetting that we were one of the first to beat Cutters and have darklight (First night) without the help of a video. We didn't run it much after because we lost a few members and got stuck with people like Duke who thought he could kite the damn princess on his war around the map.

Speaking on this Ifrit fail:

You were the same class as me bum. We died on Hellfire because 6 DPS couldn't handle getting down 4 nails and your WHM couldn't cast Sanguine Rite on me after asking for it 5 times. Weird we do it all the time in our ls with no problems. To bad you are such a bum that you don't understand that I spam Sanguine for MP and rely on the WHM to cast on Hellfire even though I explained this. SMH

Your last sentence proves why you suck. If you feel I'm talking down to you and making you feel bad about yourself stop posting in my threads.

What a baddie.

---

If you beat cutters where is the achivement?

white mages need to cast Sanguine Rite on a blm? Seriously?

protip: whm can't cast sanguine rite at all.
here's another: blm isn't a tank

Also no we were not the same class.

Sorry I don't go out and buy gil like you to get my gear.

People left your Ls because it was a complete joke. Everyone on Selbina made fun of you and you ran to Durandal.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx...1xxfo1_250.gif

still going huh.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Xianghua

If you beat cutters where is the achivement?

white mages need to cast Sanguine Rite on a blm? Seriously?

protip: whm can't cast sanguine rite at all.
here's another: blm isn't a tank

Also no we were not the same class.

Sorry I don't go out and buy gil like you to get my gear.

People left your Ls because it was a complete joke. Everyone on Selbina made fun of you and you ran to Durandal.

---

U MAAAAD!

Maybe you ran your mouths in your own ls chats but you wouldn't say anything to us. We did run to Durandal I'll give you that, but it's because you were all so bad at the game.

Actually we openly made fun of Zantesuken because you guys think you are pro players at this easy game yet you all suck. Not only that but people we have kicked from our ls for sucking have been invited into yours. Get off your high horse, you should've stepped up when we were on the same server but you didn't.

You keep saying I buy gil and gear this and that, so you are making excuses then why i am better than you? I don't get it.

lol conj which is what you guys were. They can and should cast sanguine.

Really you guys are getting all crazy and making ridiculous claims. The bottom line is until we came to this server nobody has even been close to us in DPS including... wait for it YOU.

Got people in here saying they destroyed us in the parse then said they don't parse.

Others lying about the jobs they were in fights and saying they don't wear full AF when they do. GTFO

protip: baddies can't give out protips.
heres another: Your blm isn't a tank because you do baby damage and wouldn't be able to hold hate. Mine is. kthxbai

Alright we done now?

We are still recruiting and looking for another Tank and a few White Mages.

Hit us up in game or on wipels.com for a try out!

Later!

hi, where do i get sanguine rite, is it on bar 4?

and where do i get some of MJ's popcorn, the kids stoled it all from me.

no popcorn for you whoreface.

I leik dis tread

http://www.smashboxstudios.com/yello...ng-popcorn.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1321289493.jpg

Lol @CNJ casting AoE Sanguine Rite for Hellfire
/popcorn

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wzzWfB4g7c...cke+orange.jpg

Fuck popcorn! I got an orange

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ShadowCadja

Lol @CNJ casting AoE Sanguine Rite for Hellfire
/popcorn

---

LOL OMFG HAHAHA@ CNJ, dude relax, it was a blm tank goof around session and yes you do need the cnj to do that rere. If you want to be able to cast non stop and kill ifreeeet in under 4min, so gtfo.

Wow this has been my best lunch break.. I need to comer on to these forums more often.
It is amazingly entertaining, its like the best stress reliever for a day filled with meetings and discussions about struts, tires, stress, loads.. Omg i'm getting pulled back in to the grind. Ooh well... please keep on rolling, be back to read more.

Oh to be on topic I suck at this game, but I enjoy laughing at my suckyness.
Sorry for the improper grammar and bad spelling and words that don't even exist in the English language, for those who care.
I'm an engineer what you expect?

Hmmm... I have reached the end of this thread and I now feel a deep sense of loss. Oh and as far as BLM tanking Ifrit... /meh. Real bosses tank him with their class set to Marmot.

Why am I always late for such interesting threads ...

<3 Durandal

Now give us more open world content like HNM's so we can have more of these threads.

This thread got quiet...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...moar-drama.jpg

So how about them yankees.

where the fuck is bar 4?

it's an add on. Google that shit and you'll find it.

The drama in this thread is fizzling out. What happened to this DPS challenge?

the better question is: when will I ever have to shell out 5,000,000 gil?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx...1xxfo1_250.gif

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Rau

where the fuck is bar 4?

---

This is the funniest thing i read in about month or so..
I laughed so hard a fourth nipple popped on my chest...

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Richard_BG

the better question is: when will I ever have to shell out 5,000,000 gil?

---

So close to losing that 5 mil - I had 142 when it started to move, but they were a little late on the screenshot.

http://i41.tinypic.com/33ufp95.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/212egaw.jpg

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Coyohma

So close to losing that 5 mil - I had 142 when it started to move, but they were a little late on the screenshot.

http://i41.tinypic.com/33ufp95.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/212egaw.jpg

---

Finally beat a body out of her too.

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t...1333445534.jpg

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Coyohma

So close to losing that 5 mil - I had 142 when it started to move, but they were a little late on the screenshot.

http://i41.tinypic.com/33ufp95.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/212egaw.jpg

---

Today Peng got 152 end DPS :3

He says that if you beat that he'll pay you 60mil.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by TheFatHousecat

Today Peng got 152 end DPS :3

He says that if you beat that he'll pay you 60mil.

---

Where'd the pretty picture go!?!? :p

Challenge accepted!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mister-Wonderful

Where'd the pretty picture go!?!? :p

Challenge accepted!

---

http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/4...434700018c.jpg

There is a picture using the BG parser for the fight Adiyah is talking about, that is the entire fight as she died about 5-10 seconds before she could move.

Problem with the numbers on the parser is with the way the chat logs work in this game its never going to be 100% accurate and unless you make a macro and spam it before and after the fight to force log updates the dps is always going to be slightly off which is the case for that fight.

I generally try to fraps every fight and check the exact start time of the fight and end time than calculate dps based on total damage since the total damage should be correct, and doing that the exact dps i had was 152.9 when mistress died.

I'm pretty sure that number could be higher as i doubt i have the perfect rotation for such a short fight + we never got a good attempt while trying to start the fight at 3k tp which would add a few dps to that total aswell.

Also dps numbers can vary depending on when exactly the fight ends especially on a fight this fast because dps numbers will be fluctuating alot due to spike damage from the big combo's, so i think my highest peak was 168 dps meaning with some luck and perfect timing she could die just as i am peaking upto that amount.

But basically my point is on a single target tank and spank type fight in the gear i am in currently i think i could sustain 145-150 dps on monk pretty much forever if i never messed up a rotation.

P.S. no i am not giving anyone 60mil if they beat me but Adiyah said she would cover me.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Richard_BG

the better question is: when will I ever have to shell out 5,000,000 gil?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx...1xxfo1_250.gif

---

Your gif took me on an amazing three hour journey through youtube

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Penguin

P.S. no i am not giving anyone 60mil if they beat me but Adiyah said she would cover me.

---

HEY WAIT WHAT

Do you guys go in with 1 WHM, or is DA actually DPSing with Aero and Stone? :3

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Rau

Do you guys go in with 1 WHM, or is DA actually DPSing with Aero and Stone? :3

---

Lately Alevia's been our only WHM and DA's been BLM << (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

y u no eat DA's balls?

end dps, no corselet, didn't build TP before engaging, and killing blow wasn't mine

http://i.imgur.com/a1OnJ.jpg

killed her before she moved, but screenshot was taken a couple minutes later. fight was 2:04 so it seems the parser is a little off, and actual dps should have been 154.2

The popcorn eaters are right, this thread is has too much stupid in it to not be entertaining.

I like TheFatHouseCats Location :D

About time we got something that just had a lil bit of worthwhile drama.