FFXIV Confessions

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Originally Posted by ChaoticCrimson

The call of Doritos Locos is greater than that of any siren's

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Benevolent lord Taco Fries is pleased by this

My own sins? I can think of a few.

1: If people continue to stand in telegraphed AoE’s that you’re supposed to be dodging, (stack markers being an exception) I will stop healing you, let alone rez you. Got to at least make an effort to dodge and give me a reason to continue throwing heals your way.

2: I dress my female Miqo’te in fairly skimpy clothes not because I happen to like the appearance, (though that CAN be the case) but because I take morbid pleasure in making people squirm. In particular, the ones who freak out over even the slightest skin exposure. This is why my DRG job still uses the i90 AF set as glamour.

3: I DON’T auto hate Lala’s. Only certain ones. *GASP!*

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Originally Posted by TruebladeNuke

3: I DON’T auto hate Lala’s. Only certain ones. *GASP!*

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That's a plus in my book! :D

1) When playing AST, i mostly use my Celestial Opposition to extend my Lucid Dream effect. I know its selfish but getting out of mana is horrible. I prefer to do it at the same time with party buff effect but its not possible to do it everytime.
2) When playing WHM, sometimes i get too focused to spam Holy so i forget to heal. At least WHM has lots of panic buttons. (Holy hurts my eyes tho)
3) I dont heal people who cant avoid aoe damages. It's really not that hard to use your keyboard (or whatever you are using) to escape from that area. Seriously. Dont waste my mana.
4) I hate it when tanks with crap gear blame me for not healing enough. I really want to leave the party at that times. But i dont leave because its not worth wasting my time. Its not even worth to get angry at them.
5) My last and biggest sin: I love lalas. I wanted to be a lala but glamour doesnt look good on them. I like showing off my beautiful legs and body. Maybe one day, dunno.

I know it's incredibly petty and ridiculous of me to do this, but if the person I'm co-healing with overwrites my Protect after I've applied it to the group, I won't even consider giving them a commendation.

I have been in Eureka.
I have asked if Pazu was up.

I've never used Rescue. Ever. I always found it useless.

I use script to target Asylum.

*lowers head in shame*

I still haven't done A12, nor Temple of the Fist or any later non-MSQ dungeon/raid in Stormblood, despite playing since 2.2. I just haven't had the drive to do so. Given that previously I was eager to get as much done as possible after releasing it concerns me.

When the boss is clearly gonna die, I use LB3 heal at around 5-10% because AST lb3 is just so pretty

Oh my god I had just woken up and joined alliance roulette with a few friends on call, and on the second to last boss the ballad top drop and I won it and was totally stoked considering the new greed only rule.
So excited that when I clicked the teleport to return, I totally spaced, turned around and clicked the exit after loading in and left thinking it was the teleport to the next boss and left the instance.

I've run this dungeon a thousand times.

My friend's on call had a hoot about it but oh my god my apologies to my party and alliance.

Tldr; I was that ass hole who left after she got her gear because I got too excited.

I leveled a DK to 60 in HW using PoD and Beast Tribes because I was burned out on dungeons and invested in the story.

I have a 60 tank and no idea how to tank....

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Originally Posted by Yuiipuru

Oh my god I had just woken up and joined alliance roulette with a few friends on call, and on the second to last boss the ballad top drop and I won it and was totally stoked considering the new greed only rule.
So excited that when I clicked the teleport to return, I totally spaced, turned around and clicked the exit after loading in and left thinking it was the teleport to the next boss and left the instance.

I've run this dungeon a thousand times.

My friend's on call had a hoot about it but oh my god my apologies to my party and alliance.

Tldr; I was that ass hole who left after she got her gear because I got too excited.

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Hahahaha this is hilarious. I've never even seen that happen(only done raids a handful of times) but I don't think I'd even be mad, at least you didn't lose the gear, I thought that's what was going to happen.

I'm a monk with piety and spell speed meld materia VI no idea why I do this

I started Chuck Norris jokes in Eureka once.

Then made a crack about Mankrik's wife.

Basically I turned Eureka into Barrens Chat.

I will not apologize.

I confess that my Conjurer gear has crit as the deciding factor of choice .....

I have terrible luck and sometimes use it to troll for my own amusement.

For example, I have never gotten past the first blow in that gate, any way the wind blows. Done it dozens of times, always get knocked off straight away.

So? I run to the biggest group of people and laugh maniacally every time.

I love getting parties with not so good players. Its more fun as a healer (imo) to have to use everything I have and work to keep people alive. Ill rez no matter how many times you die. In short I like actualy being a healer.

1) As a mechanist I purposely shoot Blank to get the last kill instead of the tank

2) I Greed most loot even though I don't need it because I feel like I may use it one day, when really I don't

When I die as a Dragoon, I personally feel ashamed of myself for making the MEME Real

Every time I die as a Dragoon I feel like I have disgrace my party and committed Seppuku.

Now when I die as a Dragoon, I tyoe in chat like "This is just a Dragoon's life"

Had a big d tank being mean to some new healers telling them that they needed to learn to heal while being in dps stance. The fight was full of tank busters and isnt all to fun to heal even with experienced healers if tank is in dps stance. Decided to be a big d dps and pull the boss off him repeatedly. When I did eventually die (and took half the party with me) I told him to learn to tank. I think he left.

On my first job as PLD, I pulled with Provoke for about half a year EVEN KNOWING HOW THE SKILL WORKED, simply because it had longer range than Shield Lob. Such shame!

I like ripping aggro off tanks as a DPS just to get a brief ego inflation.

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Originally Posted by Corue

I like ripping aggro off tanks as a DPS just to get a brief ego inflation.

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Don't we all? ;p

i once did Garuda Extreme with my free company as a gladiator, i didnt knew i had to equip the job crystal to change job and that it equips itself passivly, i also main tanked that and we somehow managed to kill it, i told my FC in discord and they were all shocked and laughed their asses off, alround good times after all

I became a Lalafell to be petted only so I can scream at the player who petted me and call them racist to Lalafells

I once accidently broke a training dummy with a Ruin IV...... so I went to fix it, but only broke it more..... so I saw a guard on duty, and I put him to sleep with my sleep spell...... dressed him up in straw, and put him in the broken dummy spot then walked away. I hope that guard woke up quickly.......

I still get annoyed when I see a healer just standing their doing nothing instead of DPS when no one needs heals....

I levelled a WHM to 70 because I got stuck at the Naadam for weeks as a BLM.

I only commend male healers, I get sick of seeing cat girls in duty finder.

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Originally Posted by Hugowulf

I only commend male healers, I get sick of seeing cat girls in duty finder.

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Well, if you're on the lookout for actual female players, I've heard they are generally the larger percentage of players who opt for healing/support type roles.female playing a female Miqo'te WHM checking in ;P

Now, if you're not fussed at all about that, and are just overwhelmed with the sheer number of f. miqo'te, fair enough. There are a lot of us :p

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Originally Posted by Skivvy

Well, if you're on the lookout for actual female players, I've heard they are generally the larger percentage of players who opt for healing/support type roles.female playing a female Miqo'te WHM checking in ;P

Now, if you're not fussed at all about that, and are just overwhelmed with the sheer number of f. miqo'te, fair enough. There are a lot of us :p

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More like overwhelmed. Plus majority wear the same glamour, some variety is nice.

I race chocobo races GTAO style.

Sometimes, I like to use Red Mage's LB3 and see how many people get killed because nobody can see what is happening.

I have a thing for male Elezens.

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Originally Posted by Aeilyi

Sometimes, I like to use Red Mage's LB3 and see how many people get killed because nobody can see what is happening.

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You monster.

Did normal raid roulette on WAR. Got Doom Train. BLM using no enmity tools, OT not voke/shirking me. Made it through the first half and kept an eye on them, didn't see Diversion or Lucid.

Unless they used Diversion during their ghost it would have to be up when we got out of our ghosts. They were still pulling with no sign of trying to stop so I decided to let them have it. Shirked them before Doom Strike came out.

There you go BLM friend - I gave you my own brand of Diversion via weakness.

I have, on a few occasions, Rescued bad DRGs into deadly AOEs to keep the meme alive.

I suppose the worst confession I've done is....purposely stand in AoE's and tell the healer to adjust because I was tired of getting one night stands from my Leylines. Luckily for me (or unlucky*), the healer was my brother-in-law and he didn't care for my shenanigans, but kept me alive anyways.

*Later on during my run through Heavensward for the first time on BLM, he and my fiance told me to jump down a cliff to get towards an Aether current in the Sea of Clouds. They both said that I would be fine and that I wouldn't die, my HP would always remain at 1. What they didn't tell me was not to aggro anything beforehand, so when I jumped, I essentially jumped to my death in which they proceeded to stand around my dead corpse laughing hysterically both in-game and out of game.

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Originally Posted by Sigma-Astra

*Later on during my run through Heavensward for the first time on BLM, he and my fiance told me to jump down a cliff to get towards an Aether current in the Sea of Clouds. They both said that I would be fine and that I wouldn't die, my HP would always remain at 1. What they didn't tell me was not to aggro anything beforehand, so when I jumped, I essentially jumped to my death in which they proceeded to stand around my dead corpse laughing hysterically both in-game and out of game.

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I would do this to someone. If I could tease them with ressing too I would as well.

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Originally Posted by Aeilyi

Sometimes, I like to use Red Mage's LB3 and see how many people get killed because nobody can see what is happening.

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I mean, NOT doing this is like not checking the floor as a DRG. It's our civic duty when playing RDM.