Eating Lalafel

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Originally Posted by Lilseph

Yes, it's just you. I'd rather eat a medium rare Miqo'te or some smoked Au Ra. Mmmm... mouth's watering. I guess I'll host a surprise party for some of my FC members tonight.

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As an Au Ra, this makes me uncomfortable.

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Originally Posted by Dark-Saviour

Rogaedyn provide a better meal, though they're a bit gamey.

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Would you like a bit of Roe rump steak? ;)
http://i.imgur.com/nKCG2gO.jpg

Mmmmm lala liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti. <slurping noise>

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Originally Posted by Lilseph

Yes, it's just you. I'd rather eat a medium rare Miqo'te or some smoked Au Ra. Mmmm... mouth's watering. I guess I'll host a surprise party for some of my FC members tonight.

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I would not recommend the ingestion of Miqo'te, they have flees

I was wondering if Galkan Sausage was going to get a mention. Oh boy, those were the days of some crazy shenanigans. XD Also Kohdo, your screenshots are gold and your signature made me crack up. That perfect thousand watt Zenos smile.

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Originally Posted by Seoulstar

As an Au Ra, this makes me uncomfortable.

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NOW YOU KNOW HOW WE FEEL.

Also please come here, I need your help with seeing how much this giant metal cauldron filled with boiling water can hold.

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Originally Posted by Lilseph

Yes, it's just you. I'd rather eat a medium rare Miqo'te or some smoked Au Ra. Mmmm... mouth's watering. I guess I'll host a surprise party for some of my FC members tonight.

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I'm down for being food. #weirdKink

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Originally Posted by Arutan

I'm down for being food. #weirdKink

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We all have those.

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Originally Posted by Velaethia

We all have those.

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Is a weird kink considered pr0n over here? :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Arutan

Is a weird kink considered pr0n over here? :rolleyes:

http://d.facdn.net/art/altanthefurry...geinternal.png

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You're hiding nothing.

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Originally Posted by Velaethia

You're hiding nothing.

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He is a male cat, so it can't be helped.

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Originally Posted by Anienai

He is a male cat, so it can't be helped.

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Aren't all Miqo female? Just androgynous female, and feminine female. Just like how all Lalas are agender.

How are all these potatoes talking???

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Originally Posted by Vanitas

How are all these potatoes talking???

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Says the talking pumkin

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Originally Posted by Lilseph

I'd rather eat a medium rare Miqo'te or some smoked Au Ra.

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Look,Po... I mean Lala-kun.
You have to accept the facts that your races are always food for other races for a long time.
What you said just only happened in your dream,not reality.
Wait .. can vegetables even dream ?

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Originally Posted by Velaethia

Aren't all Miqo female? Just androgynous female, and feminine female. Just like how all Lalas are agender.

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Hell no. I don't want to be anything female related

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Originally Posted by Kahnom

Look,Po... I mean Lala-kun.
You have to accept the facts that your races are always food for other races for a long time.
What you said just only happened in your dream,not reality.
Wait .. can vegetables even dream ?

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Aaaahhh! my food is talking!

I'll eat all of you.

Me at this thread: http://i.imgur.com/vqMOTbo.gif

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Originally Posted by Velaethia

Anyone else ever crave the succulent and juicy flesh of our Lala friends? Or just me? :confused:

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I'll bend over and show you where you can eat me.

;) Kidding

I still think that all these porn furr- I mean. Sorry. Scantily clad "ladies" and "gents" calling us FOOD is... disturbing. At least.

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Originally Posted by Velaethia

Says the talking pumkin

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I laughed harder than I thought I would xD

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Originally Posted by Arutan

Hell no. I don't want to be anything female related

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You just want to be eaten. Whole? Idk if even a Roe is large enough to do that my friend. Might have to take a few pieces off.

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Originally Posted by NorthernLadMSP

I'll bend over and show you where you can eat me.

;) Kidding

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Woah, woah, woah. First off. Are you male or female? Second, We could do both.

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Originally Posted by Velaethia

You just want to be eaten. Whole? Idk if even a Roe is large enough to do that my friend. Might have to take a few pieces off.

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Everything is possible with some will. Might as well summon leviathan

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Originally Posted by Arutan

Everything is possible with some will. Might as well summon leviathan

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If Leviathan is defeated with you in it's stomach wouldn't you just kinda of plop out after it fades away?

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Originally Posted by Velaethia

If Leviathan is defeated with you in it's stomach wouldn't you just kinda of plop out after it fades away?

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Best way to figure out those things is to test out :rolleyes:

I honestly can't tell what sort of eating half of you people are talking about. Either way, I am incredibly disturbed by this thread.

Lalas are for cuddling, not eating!

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Originally Posted by Arutan

Best way to figure out those things is to test out :rolleyes:

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Guess we'll have to use you as bait.

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Originally Posted by Niraves

I honestly can't tell what sort of eating half of you people are talking about. Either way, I am incredibly disturbed by this thread.

Lalas are for cuddling, not eating!

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Well eating lalas can be quite nice too. Depending on the lala in question.

Eat them fried.

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Originally Posted by Velaethia

Guess we'll have to use you as bait.

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Anytime, just ask and I'm here ~

This thread's title is very misleading. I came in here expecting to have an entirely different conversation.

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Originally Posted by ElHeggunte

This thread's title is very misleading. I came in here expecting to have an entirely different conversation.

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What did you expect? The title is self explanatory.

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Originally Posted by Velaethia

What did you expect? The title is self explanatory.

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I err uh, I expected uh...

falafel puns.

https://i.imgur.com/ydo4gr7l.jpg

Yeah, that's it. Falafel puns. Falalafell.





Phew, that was a close one.

There's a reason it was trendy to name tarutarus after food stuffs in ffxi.

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Originally Posted by ElHeggunte

I err uh, I expected uh...

falafel puns.

https://i.imgur.com/ydo4gr7l.jpg

Yeah, that's it. Falafel puns. Falalafell.





Phew, that was a close one.

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Bwuahahahahahahaha! <3

It's official, one of the lore master has spoken! You popotoes are officially food now!

/preparing secret sauce

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Originally Posted by SokiYagami

It's official, one of the lore master has spoken! You popotoes are officially food now!

/preparing secret sauce

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Well, there you have it folks, debate is over. Lalafells are officially food.

The tall people are just jealous that they're basically skin and bones with no butt, while the Lalas are adorably plump.

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Originally Posted by Lilseph

Aaaahhh! my food is talking!

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Do you realize that you're still dreaming ?
Once you're awake,don't be surprised if you're in someone's belly already.