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04-11-2017, 03:36 AM
Meraii

Quote:

Originally Posted by VanilleFang

Lalafell are potatoes though.

Do potatoes have brains? No.

Potatoes can light a lightbulb. Proof they are full of good ideas. :)
04-11-2017, 04:13 AM
Stitches1974

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meraii

Potatoes can light a lightbulb. Proof they are full of energy. :)

Fixed it for you.
04-11-2017, 04:13 AM
Zumi

Au Ra are the best. We have cool looking horns and lizard tails.
04-11-2017, 04:33 AM
Meraii

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stitches1974

Fixed it for you.

No, you just ruined my joke. :C
04-11-2017, 05:05 AM
Kosmos992k

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Originally Posted by Qojon

**snippage of Potatoe's post**

Offense taken. Nya, nya...

Your status as a snack item is confirmed. IRL we have Lays Potatoe Chips, in Eorzea we have Lala's Potatoe chips - although the taste is a bit different, and it's more like chewing jerky than crispy chips.

Nyahhh!

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p.s. no RL offense taken, but Kosmos is pretty ticked.
04-11-2017, 05:31 AM
TouchandFeel

If Lalas are so smart, why can't they hold down jobs?
I'm always seeing potatoes getting sacked.

In all seriousness though, while making jokes about Lalas is fun, be careful not to roast them too hard, they are liable to have a chip on their shoulder and tend to be a little salty.
04-11-2017, 06:02 AM
Canadane

Having to resort to a picture to explain your opinion rather than articulating it yourself?
I wonder...
04-11-2017, 06:23 AM
VanilleFang

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meraii

Potatoes can light a lightbulb. Proof they are full of good ideas. :)

Like... potato ideas?

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...90/713/76c.jpg
04-11-2017, 10:16 PM
Qojon

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Originally Posted by Antonio_Xul

https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-thu...tsrwbdglb.jpeg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heliantheae

What was that? Can't hear you all the way down there.

Can you believe this?

I think there's such a height focus in Eorzea that I call it Heightism, a kind of moral obligation for people to be tall and I think we have to watch that too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by swiss_Momo

>this is what animated Allagan industrial waste actually believes
also sure is /v/ in here

tfw no real greentexting on the lode... :(
04-11-2017, 10:45 PM
Wyntir

Stop discriminating against the vertically challenged! Lalas are (kind of) people too! With feelings! (Not really)
04-11-2017, 11:25 PM
Kelg

highlander duh
/thread
04-11-2017, 11:34 PM
Stitches1974

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Originally Posted by Kelg

highlander duh
/thread

Highlander is not a race.
04-12-2017, 12:49 AM
Kazrah

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stitches1974

Highlander is not a race.

You were expecting something big and muscular to have a brain?

Actually, when you think about it, there's not a whole lot of joking about height in the story. All the races of the main characters could be switched, and I'm not sure it would affect the story in the least.
04-12-2017, 01:56 AM
TouchandFeel

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Originally Posted by Kazrah

All the races of the main characters could be switched, and I'm not sure it would affect the story in the least.

Tataru reimagined as a Femroe, make it happen SE.
04-12-2017, 04:33 AM
Kosmos992k

Just a quick question, but an I the only one who originally came to this topic expecting something about chocobo racing?
04-12-2017, 11:27 AM
Ririta

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelg

highlander duh
/thread

You can't /thread your own post
04-12-2017, 11:38 AM
Dizzy

it's funny that lalafell players actually think this
04-12-2017, 11:40 AM
Kazrah

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dizzy

it's funny that lalafell players actually think this

Why think when you can just know.
04-12-2017, 11:51 AM
Heliantheae

It would be funny if my character hit her head when entering a room. Seriously for town run by lalas Ul'dah isn't very accessible if they don't have a highlander mount.
04-13-2017, 09:32 AM
CryBloodwing

I have one problem with Lalafell....sometimes in dungeons, they are literally right under my WHM skirt, so I have no idea they are even there and I am wondering where tf they went.
04-13-2017, 10:35 AM
Slirith

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Originally Posted by CryBloodwing

I have one problem with Lalafell....sometimes in dungeons, they are literally right under my WHM skirt, so I have no idea they are even there and I am wondering where tf they went.

Like this?
http://i.imgur.com/4gdCi0d.jpg
04-13-2017, 10:49 AM
Bloody

I am offended by your stance as anti-PC. PC > Consoles!!!

On topic, that comic is an accurate representation of how pervy lalafells are.
04-13-2017, 02:22 PM
ZioSerpe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qojon

Can you believe this?

I think there's such a height focus in Eorzea that I call it Heightism, a kind of moral obligation for people to be tall and I think we have to watch that too.

tfw no real greentexting on the lode... :(

1st of all NApoleon complex doesn't mean being short, it means having delusions of grandure to compensate.
2nd Napoleon was actually taller than the average man of his time, the being short part was british propaganda
3rd but most important, people don't hate Lala 'cause they're small, they hate them because most of the ones they meet have the "LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEE" complex
04-13-2017, 02:51 PM
Kazrah

Quote:

Originally Posted by CryBloodwing

I have one problem with Lalafell....sometimes in dungeons, they are literally right under my WHM skirt, so I have no idea they are even there and I am wondering where tf they went.

Couple lalas I know who like doing that call it "Fort Awesome".
04-13-2017, 03:52 PM
Magic-Mal

Actually Keepers have more Mind and Intelligence than Plainsfolk Lalafells averaged out. So no : D

Sunseekers aren't smart though. Stats say so.
04-13-2017, 04:26 PM
Fernosaur

If the end of ARR taught me anything is to never trust a Lalafell. They're assholes.
04-13-2017, 05:40 PM
SilkaN

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Originally Posted by Fernosaur

If the end of ARR taught me anything is to never trust a Lalafell. They're assholes.

At least they have story relevance, unlike certain other race / gender combinations. :P
04-13-2017, 05:49 PM
Violyre

Miqo'te brains are the flash drive to Lala brain's floppy disk. They're smaller, but they hold so much more.
04-13-2017, 10:41 PM
Stitches1974

More proof Lalafells are food. I ran into a Lala this morning named Popoto Sack.

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/a...pscb6jzs84.png
04-17-2017, 09:41 PM
Qojon

Some of the latest content is spot-on. Kudos to SquareEnix!

http://i.imgur.com/Hv71FuC.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/XDQjqOr.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ejsE2w4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/b6i1Ili.jpg
04-17-2017, 10:35 PM
Kazrah

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qojon

http://i.imgur.com/b6i1Ili.jpg

See, even she knows the code: "if you can't beat them, join us".
04-17-2017, 11:01 PM
Arutan

I agree. Best race when it comes to meal. Keep fantasia people else we will run out of food.
http://img2.finalfantasyxiv.com/acci...a3d4107342.jpg
04-17-2017, 11:03 PM
Stitches1974

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arutan

I agree. Best race when it comes to meal. Keep fantasia people else we will run out of food.
http://img2.finalfantasyxiv.com/acci...a3d4107342.jpg

Nice baked popoto you got going there. =P
04-17-2017, 11:34 PM
Qojon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arutan

I agree. Best race when it comes to meal. Keep fantasia people else we will run out of food.
http://img2.finalfantasyxiv.com/acci...a3d4107342.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/l2bSxEU.png

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