In-game hate crimes [TRIGGER WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES]

Did anyone else get bored of the lalafell jokes three years ago

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Originally Posted by Lunaxia

Did anyone else get bored of the lalafell jokes three years ago

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yea they died with the dragoons a long time ago.

I see I see....
Lalafell discrimination I see.....
Would you like to make a report?
Please stand on top of the X mark.
*pulls lever to for the acme safe*

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Originally Posted by Lunaxia

Did anyone else get bored of the lalafell jokes three years ago

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Jokes? When we are discussing the extermination of vermin, we never...EVER...joke

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Originally Posted by Qojon

treat Lalafell as you would have yourself be treated, and we have nothing to worry about.

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If i were a Lalafel I hope that I'd accept everything discussed here as fair and just. Sometimes one only needs to embrace the truth--just as one embraces a Lalafel before tossing it into U'Ghamaro to ensure a bountiful harvest and distraught kobolds for the next season.

Like crabs and lobsters, it's more ethical to cook them when the water is already boiling hot
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Originally Posted by Musashidon

yea they died with the dragoons a long time ago.

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So the Lalafells are helping Dragoons tank the floor?

The final solution to the lala question

Guys slow down on the lala consumption, or it will become a rare expensive meal. I don't wanna pay my food high.

But Lala's are creepy.

All these toxic replies...

http://i.imgur.com/8Tth1e2.png

mmmm Looks yummy.

Loving how everyone's too hungry to notice that the Ul'dah Hate Crime Statistics Program misspelled their name on that bar graph....

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Originally Posted by Linadae

Well considering that the Dunesfolk Lalafell are the descendants of the Black/Void Mages of Mhach, the wonderful people who not only started a massive war but got mixed up into biological warfare when the Scholars of Nym didn't immediately fall to their might but they also caused an Umbral era, I would like to continue restricting their rights so they don't get so uppity again.

(keeps an eye on those brothers in the Thaumatage guild)

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That's right us Plainsfolk didn't do nothing!

Build the wall!!!

Lalafell's have rights to you know.





Sacrificial rights to the powers that be of RNG.

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Originally Posted by Madepossible

That means...extinction of all races other than mi'quote, well.. there are a lot of mi'quotes already, most likely 85% might be kitties, the diversity is interesting..

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Assuming the census aint lying, cats and auras are the most played races atm.
on topic: need more lalacages

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Originally Posted by Rennies

boy kitties.

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Originally Posted by SilkaN

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Agreed with the bolded sentiment.

Lalafells are evil voidsent, they deserve to be killed on sight! " grabs potatoe skinner"

That second picture looks familiar...

Um I hope that you lalafells (potatoes) are aware that your one true purpose is to be Eorzea's emergency food supply when the time comes mmmmm nothing like mashed/fried/baked potatoes

Be proud my lala brethren and stand tall (not literally)

Soon we will rise up (not literally)

The potato purge can not be halted.

I thought I logged out from Balmung

Now that I think about it, they remind me of my old Garbage Pail Kids collection.

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The lalas are plotting

Least the jokes can be funny at times.
http://img2.finalfantasyxiv.com/acci...35ec158f7c.jpg

Thought to be fair, I don't get the hate for the races. Aura taste excellent with the right steak sauce, miquotes need special flea collars (you seen the size of those things out there?) and Roes, well in Brayflox hard its a site to watch them fit in that small hole (giggity?)

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Originally Posted by Qojon

Look, people. We are CITIZENS of Eorzea, not vegetables or ornaments! We are intrinsically EQUAL.

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1. Eorzea isn't a country.

2. The countries in Eorzea are really not-so-egalitarian in most ways.

It's a potato-eat-potato world. Do unto others before they can do unto you.

I am not a toy to be poked, hugged, cuddled, or petted.

Ampador will be avenged.

Obiligatory WEW LAL

I think I missed the trigger warning or something. I don't see a problem with this.

But we make such good sacrifices to RNGsus.

Filthy wretches... I would never think to consume such vileness (even Voidsent are wary of such a meal). Though if there are those who can palate that offal, by all means enjoy.

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If you drink a lalafells blood you become a lalafell. What did you honestly think the fantasia potions were made of? #LalafellHeretics2017 #SaveUs

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Originally Posted by AlphaFox

Least the jokes can be funny at times.
http://img2.finalfantasyxiv.com/acci...35ec158f7c.jpg

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This made me giggle. It reminded me of the Vanu Vanu quest where you pull the little Kerrigan mobs out of the ground and you hear that scream xD

Lalafells make great shower mats.

Lalafels are good in calming down wild (and hungry) animals. They would be the best beast masters.

... What if we just open a dimensional portal to ffxi and give you the tarutaru. Eat them. Not us nice lala.

I was promised triggering content, OP failed to deliver. I am disappoint.

I am also hungry now... thanks OP.