What would you do if you were the charatcer on your avatar (April Fools thread)

Stare creepily while pretending to not stare creepily as people pass through the shopping district.

Do something with my bushy eyebrows-like a fill in or something-because those eyebrows, OMG!

I'd EB with a dragon.

Never pick up that 2nd eye as I am having enouf trouble with 1 & let the WoL grab it... maybe even wait at the Dungeon enterance, Jump on a shit ton of Garlean's, then wait for the team to return & beat them back to the airship in a single leep yelling out "Race you there!" as I do said leep

get me my pretties and have them dance on Thancred's brain.

Scold Aymeric for getting himself into trouble again, then proceed to help the WoL clean up the mess.

Potentially doing something untoward to Aymeric later after everything's been taken care of properly and the day is saved.

Singing "Let It Go".

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Originally Posted by Chirol86

I'd use Hallowed Ground and proceed to die anyways because it's a server tick too late.

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I was going to say something about stripping, but can't stop laughing at this and cant top it xD

/ouch and take a screenshot.

Go on a journey and cast Knights of the round on every mob I see.

Hide because you know

Balmung.

see how high I could jump

I'd cry and whine about everything.

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Originally Posted by Seryne

I'd cry and whine about everything.

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Lol I'm glad I'm not the only one who was going to type that

Well seeing as Im apparently Lady Ice Heart, I think I would have to go out and rile up the people and yet try to broker peace with the dragons, Though I think I would try to come up with a solution that doesnt involve my own personal death in the process...

Beat Alphinaud over the head with my staff....

Something ridiculous like waltz around Ishgard while singing "I Feel Pretty"

I'd perfect this dude's resting b*tch face. He's a total amateur.

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Originally Posted by Seryne

I'd cry and whine about everything.

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Thank Odin I'm not the only one about to type this

I would pet all the dragons.

I'd cuddle and pet all the moogles.

I'd order the knights under me to shoot more arrows at people even though that's not I wanted but didn't specify not to either.

Hmmm help the WoL as best as I can, be annoyed at everyone and everything for not doing their jobs properly.

After being knocked back in the melee by you know who, I'd limp to the nearest bar and take that stiff drink I'd offered earlier, WoL or no.

Take that day off.

I would die. Nobody would ever care about me or even really remember who I was until Heavensward, when I am purposely built up for no purpose at all other than to add some bitter sadness sprinkles to your special cupcake story when I ultimately bite the dust. The people who DO care about me would pretend that they always liked me, even when I was just some useless boog who looked suspicious as hell in the earlier stories, and little else.

Tell everybody to f*ck off my property >:/

It's ironic that I had this one, because I am usually very grumpy

Try and trade with someone that got Ysayle.


Then again, who's stupid enough to trade Ysayle with a whiny scrub ...

I'd purge sickness. And show mercy. I'm a classy, merciful beast of a knight.

Prolly defect to the Garlean Empire.
Mourn my sister...or wish I had Ysayle instead of boring Lucia >.>

Love how they made my pic a dragoon character and my main character is a healer, theres a sad irony in that...



*gets scrapped off floor*

Go back to Moghome and become the official moogle-hugger.

They're... so... fluffy!

I guess I'd duck?

I mean, she's the friggin' Warrior of Light! Some half-assed sniping attempt isn't gonna phase her!

Such a senseless waste of Elezen life...

Rule the world because I know I'm powerful enough and smart enough to do it. And turn all my foes into my frog minions

I would come back to life, summon Shiva again, and ask her what it was like to bed a dragon.

I'd get a haircut.

I would come out of the closet coz you know, all these pretty young men around me makin' my head spin ! :o
(and ask Haurchefant to join my harem ofc)

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Originally Posted by Sento-Frost

I would come out of the closet coz you know, all these pretty young men around me makin' my head spin ! :o
(and ask Haurchefant to join my harem ofc)

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But but dad!
(I tried to spoiler that's it eventually gave up trying to figure out how.)

I'd wash my bloody armor before holding two eyes like a dumbass

Heavensflame, itll cure what ails ya!