Joke Hotfixes for 3.0

- Due to continued complaints on SoF still being too difficult after 2.57 fixes, we have done the following
*when Vishap is hit by a player action he will be ko'd immediately and the duty will have been cleared
- Due to complaints on Mechanics in First, Second, and Final Coils we have removed all these mechanics and the bosses are now just normal beasts with higher HP

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Originally Posted by CGMidlander

Steps of Faith: Fresh from Garlond Ironworks comes the Dragonkiller Mk.2!
Tired of giant dragons dodging your shots? The new Dragonkiller Mk.2 is heat seeking, so missing will no longer be a problem!

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But... Reptiles are cold blooded...

And we... are not.

Due to the unforeseen problem with flying mounts we have made it so you can insta warp to any location in the new areas.

Do to the fact that people still clear our raids in a one week time frame we will be removing Alexander hard and just have Alexander savage all raids will now be just savage difficulty.

We have adjusted AST to be pure rng because well it uses cards.

We have been hearing multiple complaints by people du to locking the expansion behind the the 2.0 story we have now lifted that restriction and instead added a bonus to all players stats if they choose to compleat it before starting the expansion as a thank you for not whining and actually careing for our story.

- hotfix to increase the amount of QQ at the end of each hunt, regardless of rank or how long people waited before the mark was engaged, by 1%.
- at the request of many party leaders in pf who insist on NO SOL BONUS, sol bonuses have been removed.
- the chance of any party member who stays dead for most of any EX primal acquiring the mount has been increased from 90% to 95%.

- All extreme primal mounts now play the Heavensward theme song.

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Originally Posted by Elim

Patchnotes:
The item ARROW has been added to the game. Arrows do not stack, and cost 1000 gil each.

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Originally Posted by Felis

Fixes:The chance to get dismounted while get hit got increased

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I feel like I'm in 1.0 again.

--We have implimented Yoshi P's face as a selectable feature at character creation -- even for female characters.

--Due to how awesome we are, we've implimented voice overs for all cutscenes from the beginning of A Realm Reborn until Heavensward.

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Originally Posted by Duuude007

But... Reptiles are cold blooded...

And we... are not.

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"Sir! The dragons are advancing on the gate! What should we do?!"

"Launch the Dragonkiller MK.2!"

"But... sir, that's a prototype!"

"Just do it! The MK.2 is heat-seeking!"

"...Our forces are currently on fire, sir."

"So?! Launch it!"

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Originally Posted by Duuude007

But... Reptiles are cold blooded...

And we... are not.

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Hotfix to 3.0 hotfix:
Dragonkiller 2.05 is no longer heat seeking, after reports of a small number of reported incidents associated with said feature.
But rest assured, homing capability is retained with the new dragon fart seeking feature!

Due to continued complaints about game difficulty it will no longer be required to log into or play the game in order to progress, you will now be sent daily emails derailing how much content you have cleared and how much gear you have gained.

3.0 Patch Notes:

-Twintania has been added as a Mount. However, due to the number of Turn 5 farmings over the year, their population has declined. Twintania has been named an endangered species and therefore is illegal to own in Eorzea. Players may still own a Twintania Mount, but will be constantly persecuted by City Guards when they play. We find this adds an unneeded sense of realism to the game. We hope you enjoy it.

The tooltip for Jump has been updated to include the intended effect of dragoons dying at the end of the animaiton.

In order to maintain balance, and help restore the economy, we have removed 2 more zeros from everyone's gil.

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Originally Posted by Powercow

"Twin Snakes" is no longer considered canon by Kojima.

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Brilliant, just...brilliant :)

The other fixes made me burst laughing in an open-space, thank you :p

GC restrictions for Frontlines have been abolished. Players will now be grouped according to their starting city-state.