Request for joke weapons

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Originally Posted by Teslo

Neither of those are joke weapons. :P The pitchfork was a seasonal event item that actually had a use in Abyssea as the only polearm (With polearm weaponskills!) that could be used by anyone, making it possible for some class/job combinations to use more weaponskills than they normally had access to. This was important for reasons.

The Kraken club was the single most expensive item in the game because of how absolutely overpowered it could be. lol

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this i already know, i did play FFXI.

However, if they did however show up in FFXIV... the KC would most likely be considered a trolling weapon.
And the pitchfork...as pointless as the most event gear turn out to be beyond visual representation.

Still, would be fun to have them.

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Originally Posted by DracotheDragon

SHHHHHH YOUR SPOILING THE FINAL TURN OF ALEX SHIELD D:

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There's always the Illuminati Cheese Knife?

Oops, wasn't meant to meantion that either, was I? >.<

The Moogle Mog Sheild. All it is, is a Moogle strapped onto a pot lid/sheild, or the Paladins arm. When in combat stance the glow effect looks like those sweat drops poring off the Moogles head (/panic) and makes a moogle sound on every block.
Flavor text could read: "Some may call it cruel and immoogle. Had he the choice he'd hold up a shield instead. Such is the fate for those caught eating King Mog's secret stash of Moogle cookies. Especially the last cookie."

Maat's cap. Text can read "An old hat that belonged to some guy named Maat. (Whose faded name is written on the inside)"

Other joke weapons can be a Sliced bread shield and Butter knife blade, Toasted bread shield, Oversized boxing gloves, Pointy stick, Bucket Helmet, Pot lid shield, Cardboard box armor, Kettle armor, Silver Spoon wand, Rusty Bucket helmet, Broom stick, Cheese and cracker armor set with deli meat weapons. Pop-up picture book. Bat with a nail in it (to make up for the lack of macuahuitl post 50), Golf club, and Piko Piko hammer. Japanese High school Uniforms for male and female. (then they can by dyed for anime cosplay)

Overall most of it sounds like stuff that would he hawked onto you by a Qiqirn vendor.

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Originally Posted by Kotemon

... cruel and immoogle.

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>_< ouch. Reminds me of the descriptions of some of the items retrieved for Yellow Moon.

some joke weapons would be cool up!!! :)

but not tooooo many. Tera had this idea but tended to go overkill on the tacky factor lol

I would be all for this. Make a cool or kinds hard quest to get them also. Or craft items.