[FUN] Things you want to see in the patch notes...but probably won't: 2.5 Edition

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Originally Posted by Nghthawk

A 2nd focus target bar

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Yes! 10000x yes!

You have my "Like"

Sleep on your own house/chamber

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Originally Posted by Kukajoo

- all player characters are now chocobos

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Originally Posted by Schaeffa

- And all chocobos are now Elezen, Hyur, Lalafell, Miqo'te, or Roegadyn (depending on plumage color).

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all player chat will now be translated into versions of "Kweh" before being displayed on screen..

I was thrown off a little bit by the title...my company's tag is FUN :P so I was taken aback a bit...but on topic...

-When running to mobs, pressing an action command to attack said mob will dismount you from your chocobo.

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Originally Posted by KioriBug

I was thrown off a little bit by the title...my company's tag is FUN :P so I was taken aback a bit...

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Sorry about that. :D Just people here are too serious and take my silly threads as serious. I've been called an idiot countless times, as well as actually having someone who doesn't know "how [I] can cope with basic day-to-day functions." So I've opted to use that mark as a denotation so that we can make fun of too serious people. D:

- Fixed issue with first person camera height for Lalafell.

>.>

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Originally Posted by Violyre

Sorry about that. :D Just people here are too serious and take my silly threads as serious. I've been called an idiot countless times, as well as actually having someone who doesn't know "how [I] can cope with basic day-to-day functions." So I've opted to use that mark as a denotation so that we can make fun of too serious people. D:

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Your character name is 'Fluttershy Sparkle' and people take you seriously? Not making fun of the name, my wife would kill me. It just seems that it would predispose me towards looking at comments you make with a bit less than studious, solemn gaze.

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Originally Posted by Violyre

Sorry about that. :D Just people here are too serious and take my silly threads as serious. I've been called an idiot countless times, as well as actually having someone who doesn't know "how [I] can cope with basic day-to-day functions." So I've opted to use that mark as a denotation so that we can make fun of too serious people. D:

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Nothing to apologize for :) I was thinking "did someone from my FC actually make a post on these forums?"

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Originally Posted by KioriBug

Nothing to apologize for :) I was thinking "did someone from my FC actually make a post on these forums?"

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KIOOOORRRIIII!!!
On topic:
- Free Company Bulletin Boards have been added as a functioning housing item. Members may now request and volunteer for raids, trials, and crafts with scheduled dates and times. Or display messages for other members to see. Notifications are recieved via moogle mail when request have been fulfilled.
- Free Company Credits generated by individual members are now displayed under the members tab of the Free Company interface.
-The Free Company chest has been given additional slots including two "For Sale" slots so that members can sell items within the Free Company with all proceeds going into the Free Company chest.

Seriously I just wish Free Companies were given a little more functionality :'(

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Originally Posted by Malzian

*Drags out an old dead horse...*

-Fishers will now have a tackle box to store all of their bait and lures. Fishers also will have a fish bucket that will store all fish caught, eliminating the need to have lures and fish stored in the main inventory tabs.

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- A new FSH offhand tool has been added : "Fisherman backpack". When opened, players will have access to two additional tabs, "Tackle box" and "Fish cage".

- All lures and baits will now be stored under the "Tackle box" tab.

- All fish caught will now be stored under the"Fish cage" tab.

- Allagan Barding has been added as a reward as a reward upon receiving the achievement "The bind that Tie III"

- High Allagan Barding has been added as a reward upon receiving the achievement "In another bind III"

- Dreadwyrm Barding has been added as a reward upon receiving the achievement "icantrememberitsname III"

Bonus:
-Tanks generating enmity within 20 seconds after an instance started will receive the status effect "Healer's rancor".

-The status effect "Healer's rancor" has been added. Duration: Until completion of the instance. Effect: Unable to receive any tomestone, loot and gil yield by enemies. Cannot use /party, /say, /shout, withdraw from duty, vote abandon, vote dismiss until the instance has been completed. Logging off or exiting the game while under the effect of "Healer's rancor" will apply the status effect "Hydaelyn punishment", upon next log in.

-Additionally, in order to prevent penalising others players if the Tanks under the effect of "Healer's rancor" refuse to progress further in the instance, others players can withdraw from the instance without the receiving duty withdrawal penalty. Doing so will automatically apply the status effect "Hydaelyn punishment" on the Tank.

-The status effect ""Hydaelyn punishment" has been added. Duration: 12h. Effect: Placed in an unbreakable aetherial gaol preventing movement. Cannot receive or send party invitations. Cannot use the Duty finder. Cannot send /tell.

- Heavy has been removed from mobs in open-world

- All SMN pets have converted back to carbucle form. A red carcuble has been created to replace Ifrit-egi.

- All dungeons above level 50 have been redesigned, to ensure players won't fall asleep before they reach the final boss of the dungeon.

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Originally Posted by Ramien

Your character name is 'Fluttershy Sparkle' and people take you seriously? Not making fun of the name, my wife would kill me. It just seems that it would predispose me towards looking at comments you make with a bit less than studious, solemn gaze.

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I have a screenshot of a deleted post in my Many Deaths thread. It may or may not be found in my Tumblr (is saying where shaming can be found against ToS? I'll edit that be out if need be. ). I also have several other screenshots currently in my thread to remind me that people are dumb. :D Though maybe that's good in writing satire? Maybe I should look at it another way.

I do have some serious threads where I have real suggestions that people seem to like. Not often, but I have ideas sometimes!

Tell your wife to keep being awesome. :D

On topic:
-A new quest has been added to help Rowena find her clothes.

-new trials have been added that have you fight Garuda, Titan, and Ifrit at the same time, one that has Leviathan, Ramuh, and Shiva at the same time, and one where you face all seven of the main primal battles. These are available in Hard and Extreme

Well rested

5% stat buff for logging off inside a fc house, personal house, or private room. (Lasts for 30min)

*cannot be stacked with food*

*must be logged off for 8+hrs*

Also I would like it if they fixed level sync to where you can use ALL of your moves just with different potency for each ability. Just for Fates though

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Originally Posted by Violyre

I have a screenshot of a deleted post in my Many Deaths thread. It may or may not be found in my Tumblr (is saying where shaming can be found against ToS? I'll edit that be out if need be. ). I also have several other screenshots currently in my thread to remind me that people are dumb. :D Though maybe that's good in writing satire? Maybe I should look at it another way.

I do have some serious threads where I have real suggestions that people seem to like. Not often, but I have ideas sometimes!

Tell your wife to keep being awesome.

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I went to look at the original thread after reading your first post. Anyone who didn't see it as being unserious (except about wanting people to stop saying the game is dead/going to be killed) needs to up their comprehension level a little.

And I tell my wife that every day.

Back on topic:

- Carbuncle has been added as a primal fight.

The bad news: Being able to give permissions for your spouse to use garden, choco, etc. on your property have not been implemented. The good news, however, is Yoshi has stated that, while NOT guaranteed, the dev team in charge of housing may look into this after the dust settles from the new content being added.

The ability to hold a 2-handed staff with 2 hands.

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Originally Posted by Ramien

- All Lalafells in PvP now have a permanent flag overhead to allow normal sized races to see them.

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LOLOL
10/10 char

My Wishlist:

~Mount commands for each mount. (Slepinir neighing, Fatchocobo jiggle >.>; Elbst! Use Water Gun!)
~Reign of Steel BGM while mounted on Odin. (all paid mounts deserve to have bgm dedicated at least lol)
~ALL hairstyles able to be used with EVERY class.
~Able to dye ALL Allagan gear (Allagan Coat of Casting; High Allagan Robe of Casting; Dreadwyrm Robe of Casting)
~Able to dye many previous weapons.
~Contact Lenses in the Aesthetician
~Ultima: Extreme
~Level 50 players are immune to Mount Slow as long as the enemy who attacked is a lower leve.
~1,000 Blacklist limit
~The Ability to remove everybody from your blacklist with a single option
~The ability to call out minions during instances
~The ability to solo instances below 44 solo

-A /changepose command has been added to most mounts.
-for the safety and comfort of our mages, all characters can now select between sidesaddle and astride attitudes while riding any of the unicorn-model mounts.
-Male Miqo'te can now choose to sit like normal people in the bomb palanquin, while other races may pretend they're playing Assassin's Creed.
-In addition, adjustments have been made to the player character's posture while riding a Grand Company War steed at full tilt.

-All gear exclusive to a specific crafting or gathering class may now be glamoured by any class.

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Originally Posted by CUTS3R

-The status effect ""Hydaelyn punishment" has been added. Duration: 12h. Effect: Placed in an unbreakable aetherial gaol preventing movement. Cannot receive or send party invitations. Cannot use the Duty finder. Cannot send /tell.

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You forgot the bit where the duration only goes down when logged in and active.

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Originally Posted by DarkStar

-The "Favor" system has now been added into the game (I'm not the only one who remembers that april fools gag...right? Guys?).

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YES! This please.

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Originally Posted by DarkStar

You forgot the bit where the duration only goes down when logged in and active.

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I knew i was forgetting something... XD
Let me fix it:

-The status effect ""Hydaelyn punishment" has been added. Duration: 12h. Effect: Placed in an unbreakable aetherial gaol preventing movement. Cannot receive or send party invitations. Cannot use the Duty finder. Cannot send /tell. Note that the effect duration only goes down while being logged in and pressing a different controller / keyboard input every 300 seconds.