Best names you've seen in-game!

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Dain Bramage - dypet gverythine eikl shit rof eoms neasor

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Holy crap it took me a while to translate that. Lack of sleep's a bitch sometimes

Some guy named Big McStronghuge, or something like that. I don't remember exactly.

Britney Spears - Tonberry

Oh yeah, I don't know how I forgot about a Female Miqote on my server that I'm now semi acquainted with: Nota Girl.

Still makes me chuckle when I see the name.

Tonberry - Jeasus Chlist (http://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodest...acter/1564810/)

Not funny but fandoms:

I'm still happy to see people naming themselves Drizzt Do'urden in games after all this time (Forgotten Realms). My niece is Mewchew Ice (Pokemon).

Best ones I've seen:
"Got Reported"
"Huntress Thompson"

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gil sellers' names.. not the best names, but annoying names...

Geoffrey Librom - Nice Brd by the way

Double Penetration - Masamune

And just now I saw a retainer named Buythisbecausereasons.
lol :)

I dare any of you to look up "Everyone's Nightmare" on lodestone.

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I dare any of you to look up "Everyone's Nightmare" on lodestone.

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Ahahaha, awesome! :D

"Beverly Crusher" - huge *male* Roegadyn
"Rush Limbaugh" - also a huge male Roegadyn

Both make me stop and do quiet double-takes even though I see them in Limsa all the time.

A few metric tons of double-entendre and sexual innuendo names which I don't actually find funny, because they blow (heh) my immersion too.

Lots of variations on the Size family - Pint Size, Bite Size, Snack Size (Lalafells all)

Best name so far - over on Mateus - a Hellsguard female Archer (was only L17 at the time) named "Audacious Rhapsody"

Haha just to share, I started a same thread some time back and I think there's quite a collection there ;)

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...on-your-server

Lactose Intolerant

Erotic Walrus- dunno why but everytime someone in ls runs by him it gets announced and we have a giggle

Also Brofistswagyolo Swag, and Brofistyoloswag Yolo

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Tipsfedora M'lady

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He's freakin' legendary on Balmung, because he plays the part.

My favs will always be Prom Night and Dumpster Baby on Goblin server ^_^ I laugh everytime I see them!

Wierdest ones i've run into : Suckmyhairyleg Please and That Jerk xD

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Erotic Walrus- dunno why but everytime someone in ls runs by him it gets announced and we have a giggle

Also Brofistswagyolo Swag, and Brofistyoloswag Yolo

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Erotic Walrus is in my LS. Was amusing when I first saw it. I during beta phase 3 I saw a weaver named Weaver Velvet (Fate/Zero reference) next to a Roe Culinarian named Braising Hell.

Gene Parmesan

He always sneaks up on me while I'm crafting in Limsa and I scream a little like Lucille

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodest...acter/2258498/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxxdx6_LYys

Ever since this topic I've been paying a bit more attention to names

Stewie Killyou (Lalafell)
Hashtag Cuddles
Robbie Williams
Bigroe Oncampus (A Roe)

Betty Spaghetti

Cassive Mock

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I dare any of you to look up "Everyone's Nightmare" on lodestone.

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this killed me OMG XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

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I dare any of you to look up "Everyone's Nightmare" on lodestone.

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this scared the sh*t outta me HAHAHA

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Why would anyone make a monster like that D:

Catcat Catcat

You see so many cutesy variations on "Kitty" or "Meow" something or other, I respect that this guy just went for it.

<- Bill Murray

Chicken Flavour, Dawn Keballs. xD

Flavor* I am British >.<

It's retainer name 'undercutlololol'

I actually saw a new player named 'Hildibrand Manderville' today in Gridania on Ridill - funnily enough he was a male Midlander and not a Highlander like the real Hildy. :p

I guess he's an alt, given the fact it's unlikely a true new player would likely know about our favourite agent of inquiry. :3

Godzill Ahh

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I dare any of you to look up "Everyone's Nightmare" on lodestone.

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There are just some things that can't be unseen...

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I dare any of you to look up "Everyone's Nightmare" on lodestone.

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I did this and accidently found "Anyone Seenmyfoot" and "Everyone's Grudge"(a couple of them but this guy's on my server) and "Everyone's Dishwasher"! (lol!)

OMG:

"Paincakes Foreveryone" is just painstaking...

#1 name on Exodus is "Iam Legacy" ;D

A Miqo'te here on Exodus named Meowster Chief.

Jenova's Witness

The Boss! I love how he greed on everything. Greedy boss!
http://i60.tinypic.com/okrkpe.png

aaand Oldfat Baldguy always makes me chuckle lol it especially killed me when he's multi synthesizing goby balls XP
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A friend of mine IRL

http://i.imgur.com/M7PwFDo.jpg