FF14 themed drinks?

Weight of the Land:

1 Funnel
1 Funnel Hose
1 Bottle Jack Daniels

The 'Please look forward to it':


1 part - Insult bartender vigorously.
1 part - Order Complex Drink.
1 part - Tell them you are in a hurry.

When Shiva comes out, we'll be able to drink:

Diamond Dust
1 part absinthe
1 part champagne
a dash of elderflower liqueur

serve in a cocktail glass, add a bit crushed ice for a visual effect.
Make sure it's served ice cold, while still sparkling

Method: Mix absinthe and elderflower liqueur in a shaker with crushed ice. Pour it into a cocktail glass with ample amounts of ice, till the glass is half full. Add ice cold champagne 'till the glass is full.

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Originally Posted by DefendPopPunk

I got one called the lockout. You basically pour yourself three shots and only take one. Save the other two for next week.

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Lol... I just can't ... lol can't stop laughing!

Sex on costa del sol?

The "Slippery". Same as a Slippery Nipple but without a cherry in, since there aren't nipples in Eorzea.
The "Craggy Navel". Similar to a Fuzzy Navel but always served on (or off) the rocks.
The "Zombie Hildebrand". Mostly consisting of overproof rum, with a concealed mercury trip switch and miniature detonator causing disastrous (and hilarious) consequences when consumed.

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Originally Posted by Teroril

When Shiva comes out, we'll be able to drink:

Diamond Dust
1 part absinthe
1 part champagne
a dash of elderflower liqueur

serve in a cocktail glass, add a bit crushed ice for a visual effect.
Make sure it's served ice cold, while still sparkling

Method: Mix absinthe and elderflower liqueur in a shaker with crushed ice. Pour it into a cocktail glass with ample amounts of ice, till the glass is half full. Add ice cold champagne 'till the glass is full.

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That sounds so good.

The Seed-seer

4 cups vodka
2 Peach seeds
3 ice cubes

(Only available for a limited time! Some moron will inevitably manage to chose on the giant peach seeds.)

The Manderville

Rum
Soda
Rose as garnish

The Duty Finder

Ingredients: All the bile and human waste you can find.

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Originally Posted by Lucke

The Seed-seer

The Manderville

Rum
Soda
Rose as garnish

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I imagined The Manderville to be a bit like a Gin n' Tonic, but slightly fruity.

Twister
Artillery shot

Atma:

Empty Glass

=3

But seriously, nice drinks so far everyone.

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Originally Posted by Limecat

They've already had one for MMOs in general for years, it's called a Brain Hemorrhage.

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I'll improve upon that name to "Brain Jacked" in lieu of Coil 2 boss the Avatar.

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Originally Posted by Teroril

I imagined The Manderville to be a bit like a Gin n' Tonic, but slightly fruity.

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I'm not a very big drinker, so I don't really know about gin and other stuff to mix into drinks. Your idea sounds more creative than mine. I made that drink look like Hildy. He wears that dark outfit and has that flowery thing on his outfit hehe.

Drunk a Blue Materia cocktail in the SE store, true story ;)

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Originally Posted by Autumnfire

Liquid Hell

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equal parts hot black coffee and fireball whiskey.

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Originally Posted by Shaone

The "Craggy Navel". Similar to a Fuzzy Navel but always served on (or off) the rocks.

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Lol. You could have something called the Landslide which is always served "off the rocks". XD

The Atma Brain Buster
The Mintfillia
;)

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Originally Posted by Teroril

I imagined The Manderville to be a bit like a Gin n' Tonic, but slightly fruity.

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Or:
Guzzle down bottle of absinthe.
Chase with white grape + cherry juice until you get the taste out of your mouth.

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Originally Posted by DefendPopPunk

I got one called the lockout. You basically pour yourself three shots and only take one. Save the other two for next week.

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Lmao I think I just died a little bit hahahaha!!

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Originally Posted by Kazamoto

The 'Please look forward to it':


1 part - Insult bartender vigorously.
1 part - Order Complex Drink.
1 part - Tell them you are in a hurry.

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Legit just laughed hysterically at work! Omg!!! "

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Originally Posted by Nalien

The Duty Finder

Ingredients: All the bile and human waste you can find.

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I laughed, then died a little inside :(

He are some real ideas:

Garuda -Normal mode
-1 oz White Rum
-.5 oz Melon liqueur
-1 oz Apple juice
-1 oz Fresh lime juice
-Thin apple slice garnish
-Cocktail glass

Green, breezy and easy to drink!

Titan -Hard mode
-2 oz Tequila
-1.5 oz Triple Sec (60 proof)
-1 oz Fresh lime juice
-3 oz Orange juice
-Dash of Bitters
-Rim with orange or gold margarita salt (a rocky, mineral element)
-Highball glass

Earthy scent from the bitters with orangey margarita taste.

Ifirt -Extreme mode
-1 oz Everclear
-3 oz Cinnamon Whiskey
-Splash of Grenadine
-Fill with Ginger Ale
-Blood orange slice (for AOE circle)
-Old fashioned glass

Dark red without a lot of nonsense. This will be brutal!

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Originally Posted by Teroril

When Shiva comes out, we'll be able to drink:

Diamond Dust
1 part absinthe
1 part champagne
a dash of elderflower liqueur

serve in a cocktail glass, add a bit crushed ice for a visual effect.
Make sure it's served ice cold, while still sparkling

Method: Mix absinthe and elderflower liqueur in a shaker with crushed ice. Pour it into a cocktail glass with ample amounts of ice, till the glass is half full. Add ice cold champagne 'till the glass is full.

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Wow, this made me throw up a little just thinking about it....


Limit Break-

Shot Vodka
Red Bull
Fireball floater

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Originally Posted by ApolloGenX

Wow, this made me throw up a little just thinking about it....

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especially as Absinthe tastes like window cleaner even when you mix a shot with a sugar cube and water (the actual way to drink it) and that cocktail has zero sugar in it.

I'm going to have to try a few of these this coming weekend!

I feel like Green Apple Jones Soda + A dash of Everclear would make a great drink. Call it the "Twelveswood"

A lot of these sound really creative! (some even delicious lol)

All I know is that if someone creates an "Internal Release" drink.... {Thanks for the offer, but I'll have to pass.}

The Learning Party:

Take a shot of the Mountain Buster and then bang your head off of the same part of the bar over and over again until you pass out. When you wake up in jail, blame the other people you were with.