Brayflox's Longstop is overrun with forces of the Illuminati

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Originally Posted by Felis

The endboss would be of course the Illuminate boss. Or his pet.
As reward we get a 3 star culinarian cheese recipe or the finished cheese ^^
Better than ilevel 65 gear, trust me.

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better be a dragon.

longstop aint the same without dragons.

This is all very backwards. I think the conspiracy is getting to us.

(Brayflox definitely sounds more masculine and Sweetnix is feminine to me, so... I say keep it as is?)

It's not the Lumies hand, it's The Dragon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDQDFCKANlQ

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Originally Posted by Bayohne

Actually, Brayflox has always been, and continues to be, a lady! Looking into this more...I'm starting to think the Illuminati themselves were behind the original confusion!

Never fear, fans of Brayflox! This issue will be corrected in patch 2.2! We won't let the Illuminati hide the truth any longer!

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Actually the Illuminati were the ones reavealing/trying to reveal the truth.

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Originally Posted by saber_alter

better be a dragon.

longstop aint the same without dragons.

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I hope it's a zombie Aitar ressurected by the Illumnati

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Originally Posted by illuminati_princess

it's happening

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Originally Posted by Lithera

If Goblin names follow FFXI's naming conventions then Brayflox is supposed to be a girl. Male goblin names end in "-ix" not "-ox"

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Originally Posted by Ashelyn

I believe the gobbie genders could be told apart with the placement of the -ix, -ox , etc in the first or last name. Lady gobbies have the suffix in their first names (Brayflox Alltalks), whereas males have it attached to their last names (Mysticmaker Profblix)

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...So, what does that make "Tryptix Stumblemox"? (From the FATE "A Tryp Fantastic" north of Aleport.) ^^;;;

Tryptix Stumblemox would be a dude, as Sweetnix Rosycheeks is a dude, and so is Tocktix. ; . ;

sweetnix is a she if u read that quest text properly

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Originally Posted by Bayohne

Actually, Brayflox has always been, and continues to be, a lady! Looking into this more...I'm starting to think the Illuminati themselves were behind the original confusion!

Never fear, fans of Brayflox! This issue will be corrected in patch 2.2! We won't let the Illuminati hide the truth any longer!

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Originally Posted by Corvinoobus

As a further addendum to Bayohne's post - Sweetnix is a most beauteous dude, and that mistake will also be corrected with 2.2.

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Originally Posted by Empressia

sweetnix is a she if u read that quest text properly

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Sweetnix is a dude, which you would know if you read the thread properly. Just to use your words, so to speak.

Please look forward to it.

LOL So while I was researching Illuminati conspiracies, and googled "companies signed with the Illuminati" this link became available xD How funny xD i love the pic to btw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urglg3WimHA

2nd verse is the relevant part.

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Originally Posted by FJerome

Seriously. I am way more surprised about this than I really should be since I'm not quite sure why I assumed she was a male gobbie.

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why would you assume female?

Because she is.

More hints!

Necromancer job confirmed, please look forward to it!

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Originally Posted by Lori

why would you assume female?

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Go to the Duty Finder, click on Brayflox's Longstop and you will read the following:

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“After a tiring journey across Eorzea, it is deep within the quiet jungles of Raincatcher Gully where the charismatic and enterprising young goblin, Brayflox Alltalks, chooses to build her tiny empire. What he does not realize, however, it that something else -something sinister- has also made the lush forest its home. Now driven from their rightful (?) claim, Brayflox and his brethren seek to retake the land, and are not above asking the help of lesser races (that would be you) to help them do so.”

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Then switch to Brayflox's Longstop (hardmode) and you will read this:

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Brayflox's Longstop is overrun with forces of the Illuminati; the furious goblin scholars are bent on recovering a secret recipe centuries in the making and a moment in the filching. Having been pressed into service as Brayflox's boon companion, you have no choice but to disregard the facts of her thievery and defend the Longstop from all those who would seize it from its rightful holder.

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