What if Dalamud was the pom-pom of an oversized space moogle that mistook Hydaelin for a giant kupo nut? That's it! We are going to be eaten!!
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What if Dalamud was the pom-pom of an oversized space moogle that mistook Hydaelin for a giant kupo nut? That's it! We are going to be eaten!!
What if Dalamud was actually just a spec of swirling red dust on the player camera's lens, and Eorzea's perfectly safe - apart from the dust menace!
What if Dalamund actually, just wanted a cuddle?
What if Dalamud was actually a planet-sized ball of yarn, launched to Hydaelin for the Miqo'te's amusement?
What if Dalamud was really a parallel universe of Eorzea and on this parallel universe chocobo's are the pc's/npc and the human are the mounts.
What if Dalamud was actually a big eye of pervert god?
What if Dalamud was actually a prison holding the most dangerous beast inside.
lol forgot to read about the part that said judged on humour oh well lol
What if Dalamud was actually the booby update, blessing the people of Eorzea with big knockers. Square Enix announces its microtransaction plan for booby reduction treatment.
What if Dalamud was only a disco ball for us to party under whilst waiting for 2.0? I guess we have to do what we can to keep the players entertained!