Originally Posted by
Lyth
Their hair collectively went white from reading the lore subforum.
You definitely can't blame Emet for his hair going white at this point. Some people here are even more dedicated to necroing him and his long since discarded cause than Elidibus ever was.
Minion A: Have you read our pamphlet about why the Rejoining is good and the Sundering is bad? If you disagree with us then you're a bad person. We're going to sit here and pretend to have a loud conversation about it until you acknowledge that we exist and that we matter.
Emet: Trying to sleep here.
Minion B: Emet-sama, Emet-sama, did you read the latest gossip about the forbidden love between the grumpy leader of the Ascians and the starry-eyed Warrior of Light?
Emet: Not helping, Hythlodaeus.
Minion C: My name is Elidibus, and my mission... my mission... Who are you? This is not my house!
Emet: Out! All of you, out!