An Elezen, A Highlander Hyur and a Lalafell walk into a bar. The bartender says
"What can I get you two to drink?"
Attempts at Eorzean humor
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03-25-2011, 01:27 AMBadJoeRed
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03-25-2011, 01:43 AMPandaTaru
A Roegadyn and a Lala wait in a Doctor's office specialized in colon cancer tests. The doctors rushes in the waiting room and says "Oh, Mr Roegadyn, you didn't need to bring a suppository."
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03-25-2011, 01:57 AMBadJoeRed
I went to the Miner's Guild the other day and payed a Lalafell hooker 1000 gil to go up on me.
**just a little reminder, If you guys are going to keep telling Lalafell jokes, please keep'em short.** -
03-25-2011, 02:46 AMKhaap
How many Lalafell does it take to change a lightbulb?
42, but only if they don't wriggle too much when you stack them up so 1 can reach.
How many Mi'qote does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 in a Star Spangled Subligar. Any passing hyur will happily oblige. -
03-25-2011, 02:46 AMFieros
I love these jokes, great thread.
My attempt at humor (first forum post I made) wasn't very well recieved so I'll refrain- other than to say I had to read some of these 2-3 times before they hit me ^^ Those are the best! -
03-25-2011, 03:55 AMShelia
So here's a good joke:
FFXIV
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03-25-2011, 03:56 AMAcerothToo funny...Quote:
Originally Posted by BadJoeRed
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03-25-2011, 04:01 AMJinrya-Geki
What do you get when Bahamut jumps into the Matrix? Neo Bahamut.
Dividing by zero is almost impossible, Bahamut can divide zero on himself to become Bahamut Zero!
I said those in Ul'dah too, no one really laughed. I joined a party though and we went to Nanawa Mines. We ran into a dead end and someone said "Dead End".
My immediate response was "Yeah, a dead end, like my comedy career in Ul'dah" -
03-25-2011, 05:00 AMSHJcules
so, how about that airline food?
*ba-dum-ching* -
03-25-2011, 05:12 AMSeifXD really niceQuote:
Originally Posted by Khaap