Who is Marco? And how does he help people craft?

I swear I've seen this exact troll thread before, or at least a response in a thread very much like it. Really starting to draw from the bottom of the barrel now, are we?

I think you spelled his name wrong. Or, maybe his name’s different on other data centers.

He’s called Mario on mine. And yes, he does make crafting easier. He’s hard to find, though.

He randomly appears in every town in a random location. (Some of which can’t even be reached by players.)

The main problem is, he’s not around for very long. And if he teleports away as your talking to him, you have to find him all over again.

I don't know who he is, but I can answer how he makes crafting easier. He posts in places like reddit or these forums and tells everyone what needs to be done to summon him to craft for you. Upon summoning he uses all the appropriate actions to complete your craft and make it HQ.

He's cool guy.

He's friends with Will and Roger.

Incoming Linkpearl - "Roger, copy that."

Roger - "Why must I always copy EVERYTHING? Also, the magitek copy machine is broken!"

Incoming Linkpearl - "Get Marco to fix it, now. Don't make us fire at Will!"

Will - "Do it man! I'm begging you!"

Lowsy bait this time around, you can do better than this Lacan!

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Originally Posted by E4EO

Lowsy bait this time around, you can do better than this Lacan!

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they all cant be winners :v

I think Marco's a pretty cool guy, he crafts gear and doesn't afraid of anything.

Someone needs attention lol

/pats head

Oh. I think I just got the joke. Marco is a typo for Macro, isn't it?

The twist is that he can only craft polo shirts.