Bad Final Fantasy Joke Thread!

I heard your Chocobo likes hip-hop, so I bought him some Talib Kweh-Li...

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Why wasn't the WAR pleased with his partner?

He couldn't find his Inner Release *lenny face*

My DRG life.

What's a Paladin's favorite breakfast Cereal?

Shield Oats.

Summoners, Scholars, and Arcanists are unrivaled in debate. They'll literally throw the book at you.

I've met many Black Mages, but this one in particular has quite a Flare for the job.

Ishgardian, after sneezing: "Oh dear, I must be coming down with something..."
Ser Charibert: "SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED!!"
Ishgardian: "Holy Halone!!"

Quote:

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Originally Posted by ChaoticCrimson

Ishgardian, after sneezing: "Oh dear, I must be coming down with something..."
Ser Charibert: "SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED!!"
Ishgardian: "Holy Halone!!"

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THIS WILL BE A MERCY!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Ruru_Nayu

Eureka.

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Aw, I wanted to tell that joke. D;

I would tell a joke but I know Ilberd would think it's Sloppy.