Joke Weapon ideas?

MNK PvP
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For Dark Knight or Warrior a giant frozen tuna comes to mind :3

Considering FFVII had 'joke' weapons which were actually powerful physically but lacked materia slots (and usually were tools or items not usually considered weapons), I definitely approve of this! :D

Some ideas (taking a leaf out of FFVII's book with some of them here):

GLA/PLD - Nail Bat and Pot Lid
PGL/MNK - Spring Gloves
LNC/DRG - Mop
MRD/WAR - Shovel
ARC/BRD - Toy Bow
ROG/NIN - Fork and Spoon
CNJ/WHM - Umbrella
THM/BLM - Flaming Torch
ACN/SMN/SCH - Fold-out Picture Book
MCH - Water Pistol (or else joke gun with 'bang!' flag)
DRK - Boat Oar
AST- Snow Globe
RDM: Flower Bouquet and flowerpot
SAM: Cardboard Katana

:)

Squeaky toy hammer for MRD/WAR. Please. And it needs to squeak on impact every time.

CUL themed glamour gear.

I'm sure a "roasted dodo" themed weapon set would be a hit. :)

Would also give me a reason to actually use the CUL class :p

How about a guitar for WAR? We'd still be using an ax~

I'll take a Shinai for samurai.

inb4 others cry hardcore because it breaks immersion. :^)

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Originally Posted by Mikhaill

inb4 others cry hardcore because it breaks immersion. :^)

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There's a chicken knife for RDM and I've got a glowy Sabotender sword. Plus Moogle weapons. I think it's too late for that. XD

Idk if it's a joke weapon per se, but Rikku's thief knives from FFX-2 would be nice to use on a ninja. Dyeable too please ;)