[Cash Shop Idea] Hype Man

I would spend money on this so hard. Get the Sw1tcher brand Hypeman Cactar:

http://i.imgur.com/eXdpRlU.jpg

Credit: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFrie...peman_cactuar/

I'll take eight!

Not gonna lie, I love this idea. I'd also be all for an anger translator, and other related options.

But why limit this to FFXIV? Every game needs this! There's room for a hype man in the FFXV car! Make it happen SE!

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Originally Posted by F_Maximillian

I wouuld second this only if it wore a giant clock around it's neck.

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YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BOOOOYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!

* Gauss Barrel *
Hype Man: WOO HOO!!
Player: I didn't even do anything..
Hype Man: THEY SAID IT!
Player: ..
Hype Man: YEAH!
gg
I actually like this idea though. c:

I remember a MST host segment in which Joel reprogrammed the robots to think that everything he said and did was utterly brilliant. He got sick of it in about a minute and a half. I imagine this would be the same for everyone who isn't a narcissist. Now, you could take the basic idea and tone it down a bit, for example, a "Theme Music" minion ala the movie 'I'm Gonna Git You Sucka,' or...

...wait...

...MST3K...



Hey Square? How about getting the rights from Best Brains for Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo minions?