Au Ra Problems (First World Problems)

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Originally Posted by KaijinRhada

Do you really want to get blood all over your bed? Sure, we moonlight in the murder of various creatures, but I prefer my sleep to be comfortable, and bathing in blood isn't quite so. D:

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Did I mention I love to see Lalas suffer? I would sleep better knowing a screaming Lala is stuck on my horns while I suck away on my thumb

Female Au Ra's tilt their head far, far too much.

May want to see a chiropractor if your tail is permanently stuck in the raised position to the point where you can't even sleep. The natural resting position for the tail of... well, pretty much any mammal ever, is parallel to the spine. And Au Ra are quite clearly mammals. What with the mammaries, and all.

I'd wager even those croc tails fold up neatly between the legs when an Au Ra is at rest.

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Originally Posted by Triniplayer101

Did I mention I love to see Lalas suffer? I would sleep better knowing a screaming Lala is stuck on my horns while I suck away on my thumb

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I find the thought of kicking them like a kickball much more amusing.

I always wondered how AuRa relationships work out..some of their horns look like they'd get in the way of kissing. It doesn't look like a pleasant situation.

I JUST... WANT... HEADPHONES.

Who said we Au Ra even have to sleep :P I survive on the blood of my enemies! er..

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Originally Posted by cyborgmermaid

I JUST... WANT... HEADPHONES.

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Do Au Ra even have ears..? o_o

My ear-fins are actually quite soft and delicate! People think they're hard, but only when I'm awake. When in a resting state, they relax and become supple. =3 I have no problems sleeping!

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Originally Posted by tENAxc

Do Au Ra even have ears..? o_o

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Nope. They hear with their horns.

Hornphones are needed here.