1. First order of business for the empire would be to kill you. Yes. No "I want to join you guys, let's not fight"; the Garleans have made clear they want to eradicate every beasttribe and everyone possessing the ability to speak to them (thanks, echo). Sure, you may go to them with your peace flag up, but their war is pretty ideologically driven, just like Thordan's war. On the odd chance that you survive (because, let's face it, the WoL is way too overpowered already), you'd slaughter your way out, no becoming friends there.
2. Alphi gets better. The whole 2.5 story taught him a lot and 3.0 even more. He IS growing up, and considering he is still a young teen he is actually surprisingly mature for his age. Most 14-16 year olds I know only think about getting drunk everyday with a bit of finding a better partner to have sex with + doing all sorts of stupid things to "discover themselves". Alphi on the other hand tries his best to save the whole fucking world...give the guy some credit.
3. I have trouble taking someone serious who wants to dropkick one person because she dislikes her CLOTHES and the other because he isn't a super experienced, seasoned leader at 15 :rolleyes:
