Let's say you were suddenly in Eorzea...

I'd find someone named Kirito, Kite or Shiroe and swear allegiance to them.

Or kill them and take Asuna, Blackrose or Akatsuki for my own...

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Originally Posted by Fahzewn

I'd find someone named Kirito, Kite or Shiroe and swear allegiance to them.

Or kill them and take Asuna, Blackrose or Akatsuki for my own...

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Bruh its all about Haseo.

I'd freak out wondering if those ERPs were going to be real.

....And wonder if we have a million other WOLs running around.

Reminds me of the manga The Gamer. he has gamer skills IRL, so he can see peoples levels, and stats. learn skills by consuming books. would be fun.
I wouldn't be a tank though, don't think anyone can live like that, being smashed/slashed/pierced/burnt/dissolved, cured and repeat, over and over.

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Originally Posted by AskaRay

But yeah it's probably the most peaceful...if you aren't a Duskwight or a Keeper or something like that, I guess.
Or you make the elementals mad.

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My character is neither of those things, so what racists there are in Gridania would probably leave me be, and the Elementals seem so weak anymore that I think they can't be bothered to unleash the greenwrath over the actions of a single weirdo who keeps ranting about missing "ice cream" and "computers".

Hmmmm..... first I'd go to the goldsaucer, kill the npcs and take their items. Then I'll go to Mordhona and pay ol'Rowena a visit and let her walk into my knife a few times. Then I'd give alphinaud a call and ask him to help me with some business issues just to lure him into a trap with my carby biting his face off while I play with my bubbies while looking at my ass and ask "Yeah how does that feel you onyx carbunky mother f*&$#@!!!". Then after my hate spree is over I'd go to South Shroud and head over to Buscarron's Druthers for some shephards pie and and grape juice till the guards catch me. The end.

or is it? Mwhahahahahaaaaa

After the initial freak out, I would go pick up my heaviest armor, weapon, and shield, run out to the nearest zone, and see how hard enemies really hit. If I can take it, I'll start a merc group and try to make some gil.

Probably fall over a lot as I'm not used to having a spine twice the size of a human one.
Dang tails....

hmm... With the full dexterity of my own hands, I would trespass everywhere...

AND OPEN ALL THE DOORS!

http://i.imgur.com/p4KUERQ.png

...Not going to lie, after I finished freaking out i'd probably retreat to my house to test out the new plumbing and get a hang of the whole ears and tail situation. After that, I'd go make good on my promise to rip Ser Zepherin's heart out with my bare hands. Then I'd figure out where Nero wandered off to and do my best to make him forget about Cid XD.

Once I had those matters settled I'd redecorate my house a little bit for comfort and settle into a nice life as a moderately wealthy crafter in Ul'dah. Maybe try to use my crafting skills combined with my 'modern' knowledge to invent airconditioning and see if I couldn't make enough money to win a seat on the syndicate.